貢がせろ！女苑ちゃん！！ (2023)

I have no idea what I'm doing I'm pressing random things I went -9 million yen I love this game and I love Jo'on!

貢がせろ！女苑ちゃん！！, developed and published by ISY, is a compact yet highly distinctive indie simulation game that revolves around fast-paced wordplay, resource management, and character-driven humor. Rather than relying on traditional visuals or complex mechanics, the game places nearly all of its weight on clever text interaction and timing, creating an experience that feels energetic, playful, and surprisingly tense despite its simple presentation. It is the kind of title that immediately communicates its intent: this is a game about reacting quickly, thinking creatively, and dealing with the often unreasonable demands of a very opinionated character. The central concept is built around fulfilling the wishes of 女苑ちゃん by “offering” her suitable items under strict constraints. Each challenge presents a partially formed word or linguistic condition, and the player must complete it by inputting an appropriate Japanese character to form a valid item. The resulting word determines what is gifted, how much it costs, and how she reacts. This creates a layered decision-making process where linguistic knowledge, intuition, and risk assessment all play a role. You are not only trying to give a …

魚（アジ科）

東方自体に興味はないけれどかわいかったので買ってみた。 コンセプトは面白いけど正直作りこみが甘い感じがしました。2文字制限なのになぜか省略されている文字が多く（ポンと書いてポン酢、でんと書いて伝書鳩）理不尽な暗記ゲーになっていました。リアクションは面白く色々見てみたくても、時間と回数制限があったり、スピード勝負のゲームなのにキーボードが使えないなどとストレスが溜まるゲームです。 もっとちゃんと出来ていれば多少高くてもおすすめしたかったと思います。

Super fun. You don't play the game to do well, you play the game for the jokes and experience in my opinion. That's why I recommend knowing Japanese to play it, otherwise you miss all of Jo'on-chan's great freak outs. For instance, there's one segment where [spoiler]you can answer "penis" for every answer and you'll get prompts like "something that would make my sister very happy" or "a very hard thing".[/spoiler]