George McGeehan Gamer Hero

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Hi all o7 The game is harder than it looks! Remember the controls when you play it: Keyboard keys (PC Layout): --A/Left to go Left --D/Right to go Right --J to Jump --R to Restart --M to change music --ENTER to skip cinematic --Spacebar to play/pause cinematic --ESC to Quit (you need to tap J to jump higher) It also has a fun intro and characters in the background that some of you might recognize along the way. LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE! o7

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George McGeehan Gamer Hero is one of literally thousands of retro 2D platformers infesting Steam and lowering the average quality of all video games everywhere... and I'm not kidding. Searching for "platformers" on the Steam store page yields over 17,000 results! Is this one of the best of those? Absolutely not. This dismally failed platformer features 2D retro pixel graphics, locked controls, no mouse input, and a "jumping on light fixtures to save a cat" theme that nobody cared about. Seriously. Read below for the SteamDB figures. Or I should say "figure". Bit of a spoiler there. Platforming is an old, mostly dead genre, and this lacklustre experience, while it doesn't have an upfront cost, isn't saving the genre... it's no surprise this failed to capture any attention from gamers in the era of immersive 3D gaming. This features really godawful pixelcrap "art" instead of real graphics. It's hard to say if this was because the developer didn't have the skill to do the job of creating 3D visuals, or couldn't afford to hire someone who does, but it also doesn't matter. What matters is that this looks much worse than most other games because of that decision, and that's a…

chill music. game hard.

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