h8machine

h8machine

gaem by jj · August 4, 2022 · Card Battler, Real-Time with Pause, Roguelike Deckbuilder, Time Management, Roguelite

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Very Positive94% · 53
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h8machine price by region

h8machine costs £7.19 in the United Kingdom, €8.19 in Europe (EUR), $9.99 in the United States, $9.99 in Georgia (USD), CA$11.49 in Canada, NZ$12.39 in New Zealand, A$14.50 in Australia, R$20.69 in Brazil and zł35.99 in Poland right now.

Cheapest h8machine offer in each region, in local currency
RegionBest priceOfficial storeKey shopStores
United Kingdom £7.19 £7.19 — 1
Europe (EUR) €8.19 €8.19 — 1
United Statesyour region $9.99 $9.99 — 1
Georgia (USD) $9.99 $9.99 — 1
Canada CA$11.49 CA$11.49 — 1
New Zealand NZ$12.39 NZ$12.39 — 1
Australia A$14.50 A$14.50 — 1
Brazil R$20.69 R$20.69 — 1
Poland zł35.99 zł35.99 — 1

Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.

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About h8machine

h8machine is a cardgame set in a dystopian future in which Artificial Intelligence 🤖🤖🤖 has completely overtaken the online world 🌐🌐🌐 and the worst part is - it learned to behave just like us 💩💩💩...
but AI isn't just a flavor here! an in-game neural network allows you to customize and randomize 2D art in real time! with this TECHNOLOGY, you can fully immerse yourself in the world of anime profile pics posting complete garbage. it's just like real life social media!
no one uses realtime-with-pause in cardgames, probably for some good reason. but screw it, I like RTWP so I just put it in!the flow of time is your main resource! will you get lost in the hectic chaos of ticking timers, or will you optimize every fraction of a second at your disposal? remember: the active pause system allows you to play any card you want while the time stops. use it to make your decisions and execute powerful combos!
are you tired of collecting cards one by one and having to remove the crap ones from your deck as a deckbuilder game goes on? in h8machine, you grab packets of cards with their own "personalities" instead, internet stereotypes and whatnot. each of these personalities contributes 1/3 of your deck, and you can mix&match them to easily form decks with a pre-constructed feel

h8machine — game info

Platforms
Windows
Player modes
Single-player
PC Game Pass
Not included

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Jul 17, 2024
Very in-your-face satirical deck builder around Internet culture and AI. Deckbuilding itself consists of combining three different packs of 4 cards, these packs being pre-built, but allowed to be shuffled in/out in-between each stage. You start with basic ones and unlock a few more through the run (in roguelike mode). The packs also have five different "classes" like red/anger. By discarding a red card you obtain the currency for playing red cards. Most of the time you want to be running with two different colors at most due to this reason, though it depends. Aside from that, you can also opt to add in 0-cost image cards to your deck with different effects. You can have as many of these/little as you want, starting with same three, obtaining more through the run (in roguelike mode). Obtaining unlocks in-between fights is done by doing small internet-y satire mini-games, such as solving a 3x3 image, assembling a quote together from pieces of sentences, answering yes/no to "business questions" etc. + Ascending difficulty system (though more limited than other deck builders) + Different unlockable game modifiers + Roguelike / Constructed modes + Way to skip mini-games (unlockabl…
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Recommended Jul 17, 2026
Pivoting from the nword deck to egirls
Recommended Jul 8, 2025
you can say the n word
Recommended Apr 2, 2025
Esoteric rogue deckbuilder 💩🤮💩 made by the hacker known as 4chan🥸. Where you have to fight against AI users 🤖 and beat them in their own game 💩 by posting tons of unrelated messages and images without losing your sanity 🧠 or getting banned 🔨, just like the real internet 🌐💻🌐. You have to build your deck by choosing 3 internet personalities, each with their own unique cards (posts 🖼️), to fight against the AI menace. Personalities are funny on-the-nose satire of many internet archetypes, ranging from the e-girls and emos, to SJWs and #gamers. You can also modify the AI-generated avatar for each personality as you see fit. Personalities are given to you after completing a captcha on the rogue mode (the main mode of the game), but some of them are unlocked for future runs behind specific conditions, like defeating a certain AI bot, or using a specific set of personalities. The list is huge and I won't bother unlocking them all. The flow of the game consists of recycling your posts to get emojis, and spending those emojis to publish posts against the AI. The AI will flood you with timed posts that depletes your sanity if they go off or if some conditions are met, so you f…
Not recommended Dec 29, 2024
not good.
Recommended Mar 21, 2024
A product of it's time. A commentary on the current state of humanity. Sneed. 11/10

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