Happy Pet

"Happy Pet" isn't really a game, it's a basic virtual pet/Tamagochi, only extraordinarily badly made. For those unfamiliar with what actually makes something a game, a "game loop" describes the interaction and feedback a gamer has when playing a game. Tetris, for example, has a game loop where a random block appears, the gamer interacts with the block to position it, and then the game decides if that finishes a row or not, increases the players score if any rows were completed, then gives the gamer another block to position. Counter-Strike has a game loop where a player seeks another player, tests their skill against that player by shooting them or being shot, the computer rewards the player if they win, and then if the player survives, they repeat that loop. There's no loop here, no true interactive feedback. It simply is not a game, it cannot be "played". Even as far as virtual pets go, most of them are free, this one is a paid product yet is significantly worse than the free ones. There's a slew of technical issues and outright bewildering gaffes and shortcomings. The implementation here is of such poor quality, the developer couldn't work out how to make the software …