HAREM！RANCH LIFE

The free patch only gives you half the game. Get the DLC to get the full experience.

do you like Stardew Valley? do you like harem hentai? if yes you will like this if no go back to whatever dark hole you came out of and leave our games alone

firstly, this game requires a external patch for the adult contents. secondly, a paid dlc(not on steam) that holds most of the game can be found at the same place as the patch. i'll be writing my review based on the base game as most people are probably not going to buy the dlc. content warning. some people may not like the art style. if you don't like it, it's best if you look elsewhere for your adult content fix. story you are invited as a rancher by the town mayor. after greeting everyone in town, you noticed there are no men other than you. the mayor then made a request that you can't reject by asking you to help repopulate the town while tending to your ranching duties. there are 5 girls in town and they all agreed to the plan, which is why you are hired. gameplay honestly, there wasn't much gameplay in the base game. planting you started with 6 plots of soil and you can only plant 3 of any given seeds. there are seasons but you can plant any seeds at any seasons. the only thing is that if the produces are in season, it pays more. unlike other farm sims, you don't need to water the plants. animals you can buy a chicken for 100g and a cow for 300g. the grass feed is there f…

"Mommy, can we get Stardew Valley?" "No Timmy, we have Stardew Valley at home." Pictured here, Stardew Valley at home. There IS content but the farm management/economic $ race barely exists. There's some unique character story scenes with the girls. The girls, brace yourself for a roster of "FBI, OPEN UP!", it's a flavor, not for everyone. Various things will unlock through your progress, 1 girl does not even appear until you max relationship with one of the starters. "Action" will begin immediately, you are the only male in town and they are all on board with why you are here. There is an entire boarding house in town next to the mayor's place specifically to contain your ever growing horde of spawn. There's some Zelda style puzzle/exploration there to claim various upgrade items that are dangled in front of your nose but out of reach. The daily cycle is you doing the minor farm chores then a trip through the mountain/woods in your backyard to gather wood/forage/bash rocks, then visiting the girls in town to "do your part" and maybe hand out little gifts to up relationship points, 3 relationship tiers from acquaintance to girlfriend to wife, dialogue changes between the…

GODLIKE

This is a very good farming sim for an RPG maker (or something that looks VERY like it) game. The NSFW content is all off screen without downloading things from places other than steam and the vast majority of the content is in dlc form, also not on steam and I'm not talking about just H pictures I'm talking in the base game you don't water your friggin plants they just grow and lets take some time to talk about those NSFW moments shall we? We're in a AU where people have a "get knock up" precentage, each canidate needs to be serviced from 0 to 100% to get knocked up. Your partner has states like "normal" "ovulating" and "safe" but that's for bonus, biology means nothing and while were talking about biology all your choices look like children. Yeah I read the disclaimer everybody is over 18 yada yada but they ACT like children, they look like children, they are drawn like children. This is a terrible game for the NSFW bits not my cup of tea at all. It's a solid as hell RPG Maker Farming sim when everything is included.