How to Grow Your Sausage

Expected this to be an idler similar to the dev's previous outing "How To Train Your C*ck". Instead, it is apparently a weird thing that tracks all of your keystrokes (but is not in any way logging what you're actually doing, confirmed) to progress. So essentially a roundabout clicker rather than an idler. Definitely dissappointed.

my sausage....... it's growing.....

How to Grow Your Sausage is a lifechanging experience that improved my outlook on the world.

My sosig has become too big to handle. It has taken over the world. I do not know what to do with it any longer. The developer was kind and gave us more options, more to spend money on, and just more in general to work with than the previous game, so improvements all around. But really, come get this guy. I don't like the way it's staring at me.

fun game

If you keep your expectations managed, fun enough for the price tag. I feel like it needs some tuning, Grinder upgrades don't really matter past mid-game on any time travel runs. I was finished with cosmetics way too quickly and had a bunch of tickets left when the game was over. Would be nice if they added some bonuses like they did in "How to Train Your Cöck". Finally, as far as I could tell, once you unlocked the Time Travel for the current run the Time Travel currency you got was fixed. Would be nice if you were rewarded more points for holding out on it. (Or did it actually increase but just very slowly?) All that said, again just worth it for the price tag if you don't expect too much.