

GLONK
Mistical Studios · 2025 · Casual, Incremental, Arcade, Idler, 2D
PC
Very Positive91% · 324
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About GLONK
Feed Your Glonks
A healthy Glonk is your way to fortune! Keep them alive to earn gold, and progress to the next level!
Upgrade Your Glonks
Spend your gold on upgrades in an expanding skill-tree full of abilities and fun surprises!Go Crazy!
The Glonks have an insatiable appetite. The result of their gluttony can't possibly be good...
A healthy Glonk is your way to fortune! Keep them alive to earn gold, and progress to the next level!
Upgrade Your Glonks
Spend your gold on upgrades in an expanding skill-tree full of abilities and fun surprises!Go Crazy!
The Glonks have an insatiable appetite. The result of their gluttony can't possibly be good...
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
Its good but the end game is stupid grindy1 found this helpful
Aw, very cute blob, feed it feed it feed it
As someone who plays quite a few incremental games, I cannot recommend this one. For the type it was, the grind for me was too long. All the upgrades were too expensive for not enough payoff. There's no skill, you just have to grind the levels, wait die, and hope you have enough to buy an upgrade that won't do enough or alter gameplay enough to keep the game interesting. If it had been in the 2-5 hour range, I would have probably thought differently. I did appreciate the lack of having to click the mouse throughout most of the game compared to others in this category, but there were a few places where there should have been a 'hold mouse over a button for multiple upgrades.' Towards the top of the upgrade tree the game is able to be idle to a degree, but there's a long grind to get to the top (that does get a little shorter with several prestiges). Picked this up in the Hidden Gem Incrementals bundle and this was my least favorite of the bunch.
glonk
I actually really liked this one. You probably will too, if you like stressful Tamagochi tycoon games (I did not Google to verify that this genre exists). Here is the general gameplay vibe: I love them. I need them [spoiler]to die[/spoiler]. Feast on my blips, [spoiler]thing[/spoiler]. I will make [spoiler]you ♥♥♥♥[/spoiler] the coin. [spoiler]No[/spoiler] cuteness will save you. I love you. I love you. I love you. [spoiler]HATS[/spoiler]. It was a little jarring to find that, unlike what the Steam banner and icon suggest, this is not about mass-killing slimes in a field for cannibalised resources to make bigger slimes die. I thought this because the cursor looks like a missile and the slime is screaming for it's life. Just look at it. You'll see what I mean. You actually have to LOVE these slimes by FEEDING them BLIPS while expanding their size from SHEER GLUTTONY that the slime ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EXPLODES and leaves a COIN that you can SPEND on HATS. HATS!
annoying
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