I Have No Nose and I Must Climb

GOD I HATED THIS GAME SO SO SO MUCH OH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE I WASTED 14 MINUTES IN THIS BECAUSE IT WAS SO ANNOYING I COULDN'T, I DIDN'T HAVE THE PATIENCE TO DO MORE BECAUSE IT KEPT STICKING AND JUMPING AROUND AND AHGGGGG

"I Have No Nose and I Must Climb" is a poorly made "gimmick" platformer where you use both hands of the little MS-Paint thing you control to negotiate the various platformer levels. In the era of games like Baldur's Gate 3 and Destiny 2, having stuff made with MS-Paint dumped on Steam really does make you wonder, doesn't it? So, this features really godawful MS-Paint "art" instead of real graphics. It's hard to say if this was because the developer didn't have the skill to do the job of creating 3D visuals, or couldn't afford to hire someone who does, but it also doesn't matter. What matters is that this looks much worse than most other games because of that decision, and that's a major deterrent to gamers. Not every "free" game really is. There's often MTX, or content locked behind DLC, or donations being requested, or any other number of things that could mislead gamers, but in this case I'm glad to say this really does appear to be a fully free game. Nothing demonstrates a developers belief in themselves and their work than giving it away without any remuneration. This is a service to themselves, and the gaming industry, and should be applauded. Of course, just because …

This game made me kill myself

I am genuinely impressed by how insanely dog$hit this joke of a game is. WOAT game contender right here.

Movement is way too rigid

this game was a tad undercooked laddies :( I love the idea but it is incredibly laggy for such a game XD I might return to give a proper review but right now my PC cant take it