Just Squat

"Just Squat" is a badly made Unity joke game, more e-book than anything else, but punctuated by RPG Maker like (ugh) top down pixelcrap adventure gaming and the odd shoot 'em up/bullet hell minigame. All of which is exceptionally badly put together. The topic is a joke game around a boy not wanting to do squats as part of his exercise routine. Okay, now we know for sure all the good ideas for video games have been used up. So, it's hard to describe this as a game, the focus of the product is more like that of an e-book/visual novel, there's only minor, shallow and uninteresting gameplay elements. The crux of this is to push some very low quality, badly done fan-fiction tier writing, where we see once more a developer fail to understand the importance of "Show, don't tell", and for whatever reason, weren't able to convey their narrative through gameplay, giving us endless lines of badly written e-book text instead. My gaming rig is not a kindle. This features really godawful pixelcrap "art" instead of real graphics. It's hard to say if this was because the developer didn't have the skill to do the job of creating 3D visuals, or couldn't afford to hire someone who does, but i…