Lust Poker Club

I have never played such ♥♥♥♥♥♥ AI slop. There is not a single good thing about this game. The main game play is the "poker" mechanic and it is so unbelievably unintuitive. I learned pretty quickly that if you just hit attack every time you can ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your way to the end of the game. I also want to point out that the "devs" did not check the game after generation. The first issue seen is in the UI where defense is spelled "defence" and this continues throughout the entire game and in multiple achievement the names of the women are either misspelled or completely different. Either this is a game put together by a group of people who were never taught to read or the "brilliant" work of AI. I am going to assume the latter here. The way the story is written shows clear signs of AI. If I had to read the MC say that he was a paladin one more time I was going to freakout. If they were just going to make an AI porn game leave the "plot" out. I went through the trouble of getting all of the achievements to this wreak of a game just to see if there was any point. The lack of consistency in this game is astonishing. The MC is different in almost every scene. I am all for supporting small ga…

100% AI made. With A.I. doing everything you would think that they would have time to make a really good game. No, it does not it would seem. Beat this in 2.5 hours. Enough said.

I just played 30 minutes of this game, getting 30% of achievements, skipping all the dialogues and scenes and spamming attack button. I didn't understand what I was doing, but it worked. I lost 1 time at the end, got few draws but overall I won every game.

The poker aspect of the game seemed fun at a glance, but it is lackluster in reality. The logic for winning hands is often incorrect since the game with "poker" in the title has decided that the game you're playing in-universe isn't poker, but something similar, and all rounds can be won by constantly attacking until the the end of the round and bluffing them into defending if you don't have a good hand. There is no poker freeplay, even after finishing the.."story," for lack of a better word, and skipping through the dialogue to play bad poker again isn't worth the time.

The reason why I'm giving this game a negative review, is the poker mechanics. Even though the probability of Royal Flush is extremely low in real life poker, its absurd to put such probabilities in a game and especially when it is an achievement in a game. So to get the achievement without editing the game files... downright impossible, since you can't play the poker matches as fast as in real life. Otherwise the game is short, easy, a little raunchy, bit funny... maybe bit pricy too. Maybe if the dev would throw a bone and change the probabilities, I could go for a thumbs up. I mean, its a game giving the bit entertainment and late night fun. For achievement hunters its a nightmare - endless grinding IF... well nuff said.

Visually well designed card game with 80s music and old school anime vibes. Also an adult game with simple sex scenes that come with progress.