Meat Beating: No More Horny
ShangkoStudio · 2021 · Action, Simulation, 3D Fighter, 3D, First-Person
PC
Very Positive93% · 69
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About Meat Beating: No More Horny
Meat Beating: No More Horny is a satirical arcade reflex game built around one thing: sliding fast, sliding often, and climbing the ranks.Gameplay
- Slide or Tap: Move your finger/mouse left or right across the screen (or click with a mouse) to rack up beats. Every move counts.
- Endless Challenge: The faster and more consistent you are, the higher your streak and score climb.
- Leaderboards: Compete globally to prove you’ve got the quickest hands in the business.
- Quick Sessions: Perfect for short bursts of play — hop in, beat your score, hop out.
- Comedy & Style: It’s absurd, over-the-top, and doesn’t take itself seriously. Cause all you're doing is beating.
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What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
YOU NEED TO PLAY THIS! IF YOU DON'T PLAY THIS GAME BEFORE YOU DIE YOUR MISSING OUT!1 found this helpful
New version removed hands and arms.
I would call this "Master Beater: The New Era" It actually improve from the previous version. still having a small room to make a main menu UI and little optimization. Recommend buying this. (I'll leave the old one below, a small part before update, too important to delate ^_^) (5/04/2026) WOULD BEAT HARDER/10 . - Edit 1: It's still possible to play in old version by choosing to launch as "oldbeta" before playing. [strike]Still having minor problem but it'll give you an idea how this game look like before currently version.[/strike] (16/03/2026) . [spoiler][strike]TLDR: Don't buy this (For old player, Goodbye for ur good-old beating day...)[/spoiler][/strike] . [spoiler][strike]Maybe u come here by watching the old YT video (It publish on 2021 anyway). It might looks fun and interested, but as I had play this game before I can say that pretty sure this isn't a game I know anymore. I remember that the old one is much better, The art and graphic is used to be good, it used to have the short story and it's hilarious. [b] NOT [/b] a red-flashly background and those eye-pain number that would jump on ur screen. Dev even dare to make DLC for this (Optional? Yes, but [b] WHERE'S THE O…
this game is very good, i recommend playing this game so much, beat your meat while fighting your inner demons and intrusive thoughts. overall good game to have mental training
My meat is beat as ♥♥♥♥
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