Panicked and Surrounded by Hot Vampires

Panicked and Surrounded by Hot Vampires

Kristi Jimenez · 2022 · Visual Novel, LGBTQ+, Dating Sim, Romance, 2D

PC
Positive95% · 22
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About Panicked and Surrounded by Hot Vampires

In the harsh season of Winter, 47-year-old Chester H. Smith was sent out to survey a property that wasn't on the registry. When he goes to inspect the house, he finds that the two owners, Dez and Viscardi, are vampires! He finds himself trapped with these strangers until the winter storm passes over. Will Chester make it out alive? Will sparks fly between him and one of the vampiric homeowners?

Panicked and Surrounded by Hot Vampires is a comedy, romance game that talks about life and death featuring eternal characters and a character who is running out of time.

Content Warning: This game contains strong language, blood, death, and grieving over deceased family members. Please be advised while playing.
  • Partial voice acting
  • Over 20k words
  • Two romance options
  • Five endings (2 bad, 3 good/romance endings, including a polyamorous ending!)
  • The default text option is Dyslexic-friendly

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Mar 8, 2024
10 found this helpful
Recommended Feb 14, 2025
we are short and they are tall
2 found this helpful
Recommended Oct 8, 2025
A little self-helpy, but the heart is definitely in the right place. By which I mean: You are indeed panicked and also surrounded by hot vampires. Well, only two, so surrounded is a strong word... But in their defense they are super tall! Semi-acknowledges being self-helpy, and does have much of real value in it.
1 found this helpful
Recommended Jan 20, 2025
the two types of vampires are included: big goth mommy and big tiddy himbo
1 found this helpful
Not recommended Mar 25, 2026
[h1]#tinygamereview[/h1] [code] unclear who this is for or what it's trying to be [/code] 🟧 [b]"CRINGE" IS A WORD[/b] 🟧 [hr][/hr] 🎮 🟧[b]Gameplay:[/b] I've gotten through visual novels that have [i]fewer[/i] choices - so, at least I can say they [i]exist[/i], here. The auto-play only seems to half-work, despite whatever settings you toggle. 📖 🟧[b]Narrative:[/b] Disappointingly un-funny, which I expected from the title. Has some surprisingly-deep moments, especially because it reads like a mashup of an 11-year-old's pet novel and a 30-something's LiveJournal from 2007. 🔊 🟧[b]Audio:[/b] Not much to speak of; I think it's one song that repeats or silence, occasionally accompanied by voice-acted one-liners that are sometimes not the best fit for the scenario 🖼️ 🟥[b]Visuals:[/b] I'm not usually one to rag on somebody's art, especially if they look like they're just trying to grow, but...the art's just [i]not good[/i]. [hr][/hr] [h1]#memorycard[/h1] [b]What stood out:[/b] 📌jarring sex jokes ("I like little ducks") 📌equally-jarring "real" moments [b]Who it's for:[/b] 🎁the terminally-bored [hr][/hr] [h1][b]🤓Curator: [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/46000099/]Brickro…
Recommended Sep 6, 2025
This is a good comfort game for bad days

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