Pirates? Pirates!

Pirates? Pirates!

Amrita Studio · March 30, 2020 · Casual, RPG, Strategy, Adventure, Indie

Buy Pirates? Pirates! from Steam at $1.99 — the cheapest of 1 store we compare.

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Pirates? Pirates! price by region

Pirates? Pirates! costs $1.34 in Georgia (USD), £1.44 in the United Kingdom, €1.64 in Europe (EUR), $1.99 in the United States, CA$2.32 in Canada, NZ$2.59 in New Zealand, A$2.97 in Australia, R$4.34 in Brazil and zł7.24 in Poland right now.

Cheapest Pirates? Pirates! offer in each region, in local currency
RegionBest priceOfficial storeKey shopStores
Georgia (USD) $1.34 −50% $1.34 — 1
United Kingdom £1.44 −50% £1.44 — 1
Europe (EUR) €1.64 −50% €1.64 — 1
United Statesyour region $1.99 −50% $1.99 — 1
Canada CA$2.32 −50% CA$2.32 — 1
New Zealand NZ$2.59 −50% NZ$2.59 — 1
Australia A$2.97 −50% A$2.97 — 1
Brazil R$4.34 −50% R$4.34 — 1
Poland zł7.24 −50% zł7.24 — 1

Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.

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About Pirates? Pirates!

Pirates? Pirates! is a Reigns-inspired pirate survival RPG. You are a pirate captain in charge of your ship and crew on the most dangerous adventure of all seas. Fight your way ahead, sort out emergencies, and discover legendary treasures!

Features

  • Non-Linear Storyline: Playing as the pirate captain haunted by a powerful ghost, you will make high-stake choices eventually bringing you to one of the two endings. Will you rise to glory or get cursed?
  • Resources Management: To progress on this exciting journey, you need to balance the four basic resources: Crew, Ship, Treasury, and Fame.
  • Pirate Humor: The behavior and remarks of your crew members will put your composure to test, making you boil and laugh your guts out in turns!
  • Elaborated World: Meet over 60 unique characters, learn their stories, and help them… or just tell them to get lost.
  • Rich Contents: Over 2,000 cards to interact with, standing for characters, events, items, and islands.
  • Explore for Treasures: There are always more islands to discovers, and more buried chests to dig out, but the jungle is treacherous. Follow the directions on the pirate map to avoid all the perils and traps and become rich as a king!
  • Fight Enemies: Duel other pirates and board their ships. Using your saber and guns, defeat the crew and the captain to plunder the enemy ship and loot all their gold!

    Gameplay


    Make decisions by dragging a card to the left or to the right. Each decision will affect one or more resource bars (Crew, Ship, Treasury, and Fame). Take care to keep all bars at the golden mean! If either becomes full or empty, you will die and have to restart the game. Unlock more events, and collect valuable items, by completing the tasks at hand.

    Battle Experience

  • Naval Battle: Ship battles are turn-based. Give commands to move your ship around and fire.
  • Close Combat: You enter the close combat mode when boarding an enemy ship. Use firearms and blades to destroy the opponents and win.

Pirates? Pirates! — game info

Platforms
Windows
Player modes
Single-player
PC Game Pass
Not included

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Not recommended Apr 19, 2020
Uh... its a forced choose your own adventure game for 3rd graders. Nearly every left or right selection is NOT what I would have done, yet the options were predetermined. It was painful to play for even the 15 minutes I did. Hard pass.
15 found this helpful
Not recommended Mar 26, 2021
This game blows. The writers can't even compose proper dialogue. I'm tired of garage band games.
5 found this helpful
Recommended Nov 7, 2020
Well, it is a small little game to pass some time. Do not expect a mindblowing experience but rather a small game about pirates, treasures and a curse. Juggling between the needs of the ship, the crew, money and fame will force you to make some tough decisions. You have to avoid to get too high or too low with each of these categories, as you will loose the game whenever you do. However, you will not have to start over anew, which is very good! So you can try something without loosing all the progress you made before! You will be able to play through in four to six hours and will probably not play the game again. But hey, if you compare that to the price of going to the cinema once, the value for money you get, is very good!
3 found this helpful
Recommended May 4, 2020
In this video I take a look at Pirates? Pirates!, a card based pirate adventure game. This one appears to be as much about luck as it is about skill. It's a relatively simple game, your presented with cards and moving them left or right makes your choice and decides your fate in the story. Across the top are four meters, crew, ship, money, and piracy, you need to try and keep these full with your decisions. The story is very good as is the art so don't confuse it's simplicity with it being bad, there are a lot of turns and twists and it has some nice wit in it. Take a look. Watch the video to see what the game is like... https://youtu.be/JHCDcjcbCdc Check'n Games Video Curation, providing you with as many Let's Play's as we can. Thanks for watching. Please like comment and subscribe.
3 found this helpful
Recommended Apr 24, 2020
Swipe left or right very much like Reigns but with pirates. Story is a bit meh, combat feels like it was made in the early 90s but it's got its charm. And pirates!
2 found this helpful
Not recommended Sep 5, 2026
The game is not interesting due to the dull writing and the strange outcomes of your choices. You need to manage 4 counters - crew, ship, treasure, fame. Nothing much is explained about them and you don't even have a guide written by anyone online. Now imagine if you found a treasure then "treasure" counter will increase. If you take a cowardly decision then "fame" will decrease. Sounds logical, right? Except the game doesn't give you these kind of choices. The game gives you choices that don't make sense. For example: * The chef tells you "I saw a dream of me becoming the new Captain after you". Choice 1: I'm watching you (Increases ship! Decreases Fame!) Choice 2: Dream about some good recipe (Decreases ship! Increases Fame!) Do these outcome make the remotest sense to you? Could you have guessed them? Here's another example. * A sailor says "lets take tax from the crew. We can split it." Choice 1: Yes ( Increases crew. Increases treasure.) Choice 2: No (Decreases crew. Decreases treasure.) You see the choice outcomes are completely unpredictable. There's no correlation between the outcome and what you choose. That's why this gameplay is broken. Here's another choice: * …

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