Pizza Synthwave

"Pizza Synthwave" is a simple, shallow, and pointless parkour platformer where you jump around some minimalist neon platforms to reach the end while listening to a really bad attempt to make synthwave music. I know it says pizza in the name, that's just because the end thingy of each level is a slice of badly rendered pizza. That's really all there is to this. Needless to say it was a massive failure on Steam Direct. The graphics aren't great, minimalist low poly neon crap. That's understandably a turn off for a lot of gamers, and it's a big contributor to the failure of the game to attract gamers despite having no up-front cost. Gaming is a primarily visual medium, and if developers want to succeed, they must understand that it's not an area for compromise. You deserve better than compromises. Now on to pricing and value for gamers. There's no initial download price, but the developer was charging $5 USD for this. That comes across as a bit delusional. Price barriers, especially on low quality products, can be a direct cause of failure. It seems like a nice gesture for the game to have no up-front cost anymore, but it also tells us that the game wasn't good enough to s…

i heard there was pizza.

Very, very good. I've completed almost all the levels- struggling a bit on level 30, but I'll get there!- It's a wonderful game with a very small community but it's a amazingly fun game nonetheless. 10/10, I can't find any bugs either, so it's even better :)

I stumbled on this game on imgur while I was working at the Department of Corrections, imgur was one of the only sites the DOC intranet allowed access to, and I happened to stumble onto this game on there, I copied the link provided and emailed it to myself, got home and installed it, ended up with 14 hours in it because I got semi-obsessed with it for a couple days, and managed to get up into the top 15-20 on the few maps I grinded.

Visually "Pizza Synthwave" looks great and I did try to enjoy the atmosphere, but the gameplay leaves much to be desired. The controls don't feel good at all, which is a really big deal for a game that centers around being a challenge. I only recommend you give it a shot because it is free and if you do end up enjoying it, good for you. I, however, personally didn't enjoy it and removing the "it is free, why not?" factor, I wouldn't recommend it.

its a good game for those yt shorts, and the visuals are cool but, otherwise id rather play a different game also there is many exploits