Costa's Classic Cosmic Pizzas

I really like the voice acting in this game, especially that one British sounding guard later on in the game. You can absolutely feel his raw, unadulterated power as he arrests you for possession and for having the wrong helmet colour compared to his own. My only criticism is the pizza store owner guy doesn't even hit you with a wooden spoon when you mess up the delivery. 10/10 tendies.

TL;DR version: This is a good but not great game, with an engaging and humourous story, along with intriguing game mechanics I've never seen before. Made in Australia! I've always had a soft spot for Australian-made games. That's in spite of me not being as patriotic as other Aussies around me, but don't get me wrong, I still love my country. I honestly wish there were more Aussie developers out there - they're quite difficult to find. As it happened though, one ended up finding me, and introduced me to Costa's Classic Cosmic Pizzas. Costa's Classic Cosmic Pizzas is a bit of a quirky platformer which at first glance looks more like an old flash game. One might then be forgiven for thinking then that the collision detection and physics are pretty crap. The collision detection works just fine though, even if the physics are a bit squirrely. But that seems to be the main point of the game - as well as including Aussie humour and a few bogan characters into the mix, it also very cleverly satirises other games, particularly other platformers. The main premise of the game is that you are a spaceman on a large space station/city, employed by a bogan named Costa, who charges you with de…

Great game! Lots of fun, but I'm still hungry to look at all those pizzas

A 2D space pizza delivery platformer with interesting mechanics, quirky humour filled with pop culture references and at times satire, you could see that the guys working on it did care for what they are doing. When compared with other platformers on the market, this is by far not the greatest one, however for its price tag it is worth a try if not for the gameplay, but for reading the writings on the walls in this game (yes, there are jokes there and some political ones as well). Gameplaywise this is a 2D puzzle platformer (with less puzzles and more jumping) with a unique twist, you have two timers to care about – pizza delivery timer and oxygen levels. Oh, you can also wear a unicorn helmet and mutate your lungs to have that extra oxygen. A special kudos for the game being called CCCP, which when read in Cyrillic actually means USSR. The pizza place owner does actually have a resemblance with comrade Stalin. Voice acting is Aussie-as mate and cracked me up in few places. The game however is not without glitches associated with controls and occasionally getting stuck on misaligned grids as the game sees that micro-millimetre as a wall that you need to jump over. In summary […

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