

Pizzarian
Alex Jedraszczak · 2015 · Action, Indie
PC
9 user reviews78% · 9 📈 Making a comeback 88%
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About Pizzarian
The Future—2010 A.D.
Your mission is to be the coolest pizza delivery business in the Jovian system.
Cut your way through traffic, avoid the police, and deliver pizzas to the moons of Jupiter! Save up the money you earn to buy better ships and upgrade your pizzeria. Just look out for the competition...!
Just look at all those bullets on that list. But, there's so much more! Try the game today!
Your mission is to be the coolest pizza delivery business in the Jovian system.
Cut your way through traffic, avoid the police, and deliver pizzas to the moons of Jupiter! Save up the money you earn to buy better ships and upgrade your pizzeria. Just look out for the competition...!
- REALISTIC pizza delivery action—including cutting people off, avoiding the police, and launching pizzas at houses!
- THREE pilot skills to level up to help you take on Big Pizza!
- SIX different ships, each with their own strengths and set of upgrades!
- THIRTEEN upgrades for your pizzeria, from spam advertisements to weaponized pizzas!
- FOUR colors available in FIVE palettes—now including Pumpkin Spice!
Just look at all those bullets on that list. But, there's so much more! Try the game today!
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
The year is 2010 A.D.—The Future—and your mission is to be the coolest pizza delivery business in the Jovian system. Cut through traffic, avoid the police, and deliver pizzas to the moons of Jupiter! Save up your money to buy better ships and upgrade your pizzeria. Just look out for the competition...!2 found this helpful
Its a great simple pixel game for mindless grinding. it is actually quite fun i haven't played much but from what i see i hope they add more ships and keep it this simple.1 found this helpful
Play this; this game has good everthing, good controls, good mechanics, good pizza, good sprites, good atmosphere, all of it!1 found this helpful
The greatest pizza strategy arcade shoot-em-up business simulator I've played to date.1 found this helpful
Here's my first impressions on video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQFSZ8MS9LA I love all things pizza, how could I not love this game? This is a true blast from the past but with a modern spin. The humour is cheesy but entertaining. I especially love the colour filters that you can choose, even has a red filter for you VirtualBoy fans out there that like to burn your eyes out. Personally I used a mix of Original (Green like GameBoy) and the grey one. But there are multiple other options. Take your pick! The gameplay itself took a short while to get used to. The tutorial was especially annoying as it had a prompt to skip dialogue but it actually autoskipped so sometimes you'd skip the NEXT dialogue if you were too slow(?) to press the prompt. But otherwise it's incredibly fun, especially the SHMUP elements it has. Fighting against the competition was doubly fun once I got FREAKING LAZERS! and also FIRING WEAPONISED PIZZAS!... So cool and fun :D I managed to complete the game after a few hours which is absolutely fantastic and fair for the price and obviously it's inspiration from handheld games. For the price, you'd certainly get more than your value for money. Plenty of repla…1 found this helpful
Too little blue, so much so that I stopped discerning the color of the sky ...
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