Pokerchinko

[h1] This game isn't a spiritual successor to 3D Pinball; it's what you'd get if you left the original code in a damp basement for 20 years and then tried to reassemble it from memory. It's so buggy, the main gameplay loop is just navigating around the crashes. Free wasn't too much to pay—we should have been paid to download it. A truly tragic copy of a classic. [/h1]

Great Game but look at that kitty, whoever pass by can pet it and give it a thumbs up. Have a nice day :3 　　　 　　／＞　　フ 　　　 　　| 　_　 _ l 　 　　 　／` ミ＿xノ 　　 　 /　　　 　 | 　　　 /　 ヽ　　 ﾉ 　 　 │　　|　|　| 　／￣|　　 |　|　| 　| (￣ヽ＿_ヽ_)__)

Beyond basic, buggy as hell. Free was too much to pay. If this was a grade schoolers programming assignment, it would get a D+

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There was sort of an idea here? But it was executed poorly, or rather not at all... It's a pachinko board with 5 card slots, if you get a ball into one, that card is added to your hand, you get points depending on the poker score of your collected hand. So you aren't actually playing poker with the cards you get, it's just the scoring system, even tho the four areas at the corners look like slots for a final hand, you aren't playing an opponent...just getting points. You also don't get to pick what you discard, you start with 5 cards already, and every new one added discards the left-most from your hand...making building a good hand absolutely ridiculous. The launcher is confusing, is the number on it the power? or is it the strobing color? I've launched high-numbers that couldn't get out of the chute and low ones that fly to the other end...so I have no idea. The balls move....sooo.....slow....ly...there's none of the fast speeds you get from an actual pachinko machine, it's like they're in moon gravity and makes everything take forever...if you didn't launch the ball strongly enough you have to wait for it to drift all the way down the the plunger and stop... There's no mus…

for some reason reminds me of space cadet pinball but instead of being a cool fun nostalgic thing on old windows it's like something you'd use as a torture device to drive someone insane