

POSTAL 2
Running With Scissors · 2012 · Violent, Dark Humor, Open World, First-Person, Funny
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About POSTAL 2
Experience a chaotic week of mundane errands gone horribly wrong as the POSTAL Dude in an open-world first-person shooter that lets you tackle objectives violently or peacefully with hilariously unpredictable consequences. Armed with everything from shovels to cats-as-silencers and backed by your attack dog Champ, you'll blast through darkly comedic scenarios filled with outrageous characters and situations in a sandbox built for creative mayhem.

Live a week in the life of "The POSTAL Dude"; a hapless everyman just trying to check off some chores. Buying milk, returning an overdue library book, getting Gary Coleman's autograph, what could possibly go wrong?
Blast, chop and piss your way through a freakshow of American caricatures in this darkly humorous first-person adventure. Meet Krotchy: the toy mascot gone bad, visit your Uncle Dave at his besieged religious cult compound and battle sewer-dwelling Taliban when you least expect them! Endure the sphincter-clenching challenge of cannibal rednecks, corrupt cops and berserker elephants. Accompanied by Champ, the Dude's semi-loyal pitbull, battle your way through open environments populated with amazingly unpredictable AI. Utilize an arsenal of weapons ranging from a humble shovel to a uniquely hilarious rocket launcher.
Collect a pack of attack dogs! Use cats as silencers! Piss and pour gasoline on anything and everyone! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!
Key Features
- Aggressive vs. Passive: POSTAL 2 is only as violent as you are.
- One large non-linear world.
- Explore the world and accomplish your errands at your own pace.
- Interact with Non-Player Characters
- Survival Mode: If you choose to play as a pacifist, you will still have to deal with the NPC's who may also go POSTAL!
- Based on the Unreal Editor: Easy to use and very powerful, with many mods already available from the community.
DLC & expansions
🎁 Complete the collection
Base game + 1 of 1 DLC at today's best prices.
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
Players appreciate Postal 2 as a deliberately outrageous and comedic sandbox where absurd, offensive behavior is the point—praising its chaotic fun and shock value humor. The game delivers exactly what it promises: a controversial playground for crude shenanigans with minimal restrictions, though enjoyment depends entirely on finding its deliberately offensive brand of comedy entertaining rather than off-putting.
just keep it in the game
Messed up, but fun game.
Loads of fun and lots of shenanigans
Only in this game could you walk into a mall, threaten a woman by pissing on her, and get her to suck you off. Phenomenal, a dream of mine come true.
Postal 2 is where you are the Postal Dood and you dood it everywhere
Flashed everyone pissed on dead bodies and got blown up my terrorist 10/10 signed petitions
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