Postal III
Trashmasters · 2012 · Action, Gore, Dark Humor, Violent, Third-Person Shooter
PC
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About Postal III
✦ AI summary
Unleash chaos in the twisted city of Catharsis as the Postal Dude navigates political corruption, eco-terrorists, and absurd cults in this darkly satirical sandbox game where your choices between mayhem and morality shape the story. Packed with outrageous parody, dynamic NPC reactions, vehicle combat, and celebrity cameos, it's Running With Scissors' signature brand of edgy, unfiltered comedy taken to deranged new heights.
Good or Insane? The choice is yours.
Following the Apocalyptic end to the Postal Dude’s week in Paradise, we follow him and his insane pitbull Champ as they emigrate to its appropriately named sister city, Catharsis. Unfortunately, due to the Global Economic Meltdown, psychotic left-wing “Green” extremism and hypocritical Government corruption, it turns out Catharsis isn’t a much better place to live.
What path will you choose when faced with the antics of a hypocritical scheming Mayor? A berserk cartoon mascot with Al Qaeda ties? A former Vice-President’s cadre of Eco-Zealots? How about Gay Segway “biker” gangs, and a sociopathic cult leader Uncle with nuclear ambitions? Will you give in to your base instincts and fight fire with gasoline? Or will you rise above it to become something more, to serve and protect your fellow citizens from the rampant insanity of our modern society?
Following the Apocalyptic end to the Postal Dude’s week in Paradise, we follow him and his insane pitbull Champ as they emigrate to its appropriately named sister city, Catharsis. Unfortunately, due to the Global Economic Meltdown, psychotic left-wing “Green” extremism and hypocritical Government corruption, it turns out Catharsis isn’t a much better place to live.
What path will you choose when faced with the antics of a hypocritical scheming Mayor? A berserk cartoon mascot with Al Qaeda ties? A former Vice-President’s cadre of Eco-Zealots? How about Gay Segway “biker” gangs, and a sociopathic cult leader Uncle with nuclear ambitions? Will you give in to your base instincts and fight fire with gasoline? Or will you rise above it to become something more, to serve and protect your fellow citizens from the rampant insanity of our modern society?
Key features:
- Edgy, satirical Running With Scissors sense of humor
- A world of twisted parody inspired by real people, events and philosophies
- Large, detailed, interactive environments
- Crazy POSTAL style Vehicle gameplay
- NPC’s react to your behavior in a variety of surprising ways
- Multiple story paths determined by your behavior
- Celebrity characters: Super porn star Ron Jeremy, Village People Cowboy Randy Jones, Internationally hated film director Uwe Boll and Playboy Playmate Jennifer Walcott
- Appearances by other popular Running With Scissors character franchises: Krotchy, Champ and the Postal Babes, who will fight along side you (or sometimes against you!)
- Insane new gameplay including the Helper Monkey, Grenade Cats and the BadgerSaw
- Kill Uwe Boll! (or save him!)
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
Despite its technical flaws, Postal 3 genuinely delivers a much funnier and more atmospheric ride than Postal 4, backed by a brilliant, banger soundtrack. It is a historical miracle that we even got this game, considering its development was ruined by the 2008 global economic crisis, which caused mass layoffs and forced Akella to close its doors. While the game is objectively a mess, it holds a powerful wave of pure nostalgia and charm for true fans. When you look past the bugs and understand the tragic history behind it, Postal 3 is just a fun, nostalgic disaster with way more soul than its modern sequel, which the developers ironically hyped up while trying to wipe this game from history.2 found this helpful
The game is fun but kind of buggy i like the killing1 found this helpful
This game has a unique charm to it even though it was developed by source sdk, it feels like a parody game to the postal series. The lighting is a bit off as a veternarian source engine enthusiast. But at least it's playable. I do enjoy that it was developed by an community developer, however I feel like the programming could be smoother and the tutorial could be less obvious while your going through the start of the game. But it's supposed to be a joke game anyway.1 found this helpful
Not as bad as It was made out to be had a pretty fun time playing this and the story was alright
The most disgusting and failed game ever. It is deeply offensive to Islam, and it is offensive to the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) and Prophet Isa (peace be upon him). This trash should not exist on Steam. Do not waste your money, do not play it, and report it immediately. Delete it and boycott these developers
Fun, runs well, overhated
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