Retail Wars

Retail Wars

Turtle Hat Productions · 2023 · Casual, 4 Player Local, Local Multiplayer, Beat 'em up, Family Friendly

PC
Positive96% · 28
This game is free to play. Get it on Steam →

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About Retail Wars

The most realistic retail experience ever created is here!

Retail Wars is a friendship-ruining competitive party game where you can pickup and throw any item in the store to either serve customers and gain commission or to sabotage and knock-out your friends. Compete on a range of hazardous work environments, deal with aggressive customers, and out-sell each other in the vicious fight to become employee of the month!

Key Features:
  • Throw ANY item in the store to serve customers or knock-out other players!
  • Take advantage of unique map hazards to turn the tide of the match!
  • Up to 4 players can get into the action quickly with simple control schemes!
  • Customise your character from a range of quirky options!
  • Dozens of items available, each with different traits and properties!
  • Jump into 2 wacky maps!

Want to play online with your friends? Use Steam Remote Play!
Simply get one player to launch the game and then invite everyone else in! Each player will require a controller.

Ready to clock in and become employee of the month? Your shift starts now!

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Feb 26, 2024
9 found this helpful
Not recommended Jan 29, 2025
"Retail Wars" is a badly made student project where the students apparently intended to try finish and charge for their homework assignment. Yeah... it gets worse, too. What do you do in the game? This low poly "party game" has you pretending to be a console peasant and using a console peasant children's toy gamepad to run around and throw objects around a shop. Be better than your friends at throwing stuff! Just kidding. If you ask your friends to play games like this, you soon won't have any friends at all. The developers abandoned this 2 years and 1 month ago. It will never be completed. This unfinished game is just polluting Steam and making it harder for gamers to find genuinely, completely made games. The graphics aren't great... that will understandably be a turn off for a lot of gamers, and it's a big contributor to the failure of the game to attract gamers despite having no up-front cost. Gaming is a primarily visual medium, and if developers want to succeed, they must understand that it's not an area for compromise. You deserve better than compromises. Insultingly, the developer insists that you should play this with a console peasant children's toy gamepad …
2 found this helpful
Recommended Dec 19, 2025
A banger of a demo. It really had potential to be a great multiplayer game. Not sure why they stopped dev, they could have made some nice money on this one if they saw it through.
Recommended Mar 26, 2024
solid gameplay loop, friendly aesthetic, reminiscent of old couch multiplayer games on console.
Recommended Sep 24, 2023
Quite fun game to play with the family. However is taking too long for having new "stores" available (even if not for free).
Recommended Sep 2, 2023
interesting to play with, full controller support, and unique art makes me think it kinda similiar to overcook and moving out somehow but with this different gameplay, makes it different than other two. also good for those who want to relax and play with friends offline

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