Retro Tank Party

Bought several copies for friends, it's a good time! Looking forward to more modes and content.

[h1]Indie. Retro. Tanks. Party. [b]What more do you want?[/b][/h1] [u]Indie[/u] David Snopek via his indie studio [i]Snopek Games[/i] put his heart and soul into this game, listens to community feedback, facilitates community play sessions, and has made a solid ,b.retro style[/b] game. Unlike "Triple A" games that are released with a thin veneer of flashiness but no soul, this is the 180º opposite. Everything about this game screams care, craftsmanship - and collaboration with the community. [u]Retro[/u] I don't know what other people think of when they hear the word "retro", but to me it evokes feelings of the late 80's, early 90's GOLDEN AGE of gaming. Back in the days before every style of game had a label, new styles were being tried, creativity was welcomed, admired, and sought-after. It's all of that with the niceties of the 2020's: no blowing on the cartridge, no sharing the family TV set, no NTSC scan lines, HD resolutions, modern (comfortable) controller support. Our nostalgia often clouds how bad those old TV's were on our eyes and how blister-filled our hands became with rounds on those old Atari or NES controllers! [u]Tanks[/u] A simple metaphor used as a jumping off…

[quote][url=https://crappygames.miraheze.org/wiki/Asset_Flipping]Warning: Asset Flip![/url][/quote] [quote]Warning: Suspicious Privacy Invasion[/quote] Retro Tank Party is a unity asset flip, or what Valve calls a "Fake Game". The "developer" ripped off a free online game tutorial (the [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ1FpD0DYF8] Godot 3.0 Top Down Tank Battle Tutorial[/url] game tutorial from actual game developers and tutors, KidsCanCode, in this case), changed the name, and submitted it to Valve as if it was their own game. Asset flips don't involve any professional game development, and are an insult to both PC gamers and to the professional game developers who dedicate themselves to producing real, high quality PC games. There's a horrible ethical malfunction here, where Snopek Games have ripped off a game tutorial intended to teach children how to code, and are trying to sell it for money on Steam. But it doesn't end there, it gets worse. You can't try to play this game without entering some personally identifying information like your Steam ID and your email address. This is completely unwarranted and highly suspicious, to the point I reported this game to Valve.…

I was browsing the Steam® Store Page and came across this eye-catching game. I quickly exclaimed to my colleague that we must buy and then download this game at once. At the time of purchase it was approximately 22:55 hours, and we were running low on energy. Deprived of our main source of energy, cans of Pepsi®, we thought this game would suffice by bringing us together, and fulfilling the gaping hole in our souls. We launched the game, our ears were deafened by the obnoxious sound of the game intro, because our system volume is much too high for our human ears. We eagerly jumped into a game, only to extremely disappointed. First off, the controls are worse than Wii Play Tanks®, which is the standard to which we were holding this game to. Hoping, perhaps, that the gameplay would help us overlook the horrendous movement. We were wrong. Anyways, I will not by refunding this game even though I wanted to burn my eyes out with blowtorch. My colleague describes the pain as "I want to burn my eyes out with my fists". I cannot believe this game exists. Solid 7.5/10

Very fun game to play with friends. The game has a really smooth feel to it in the way the tank controls. Nice art and catchy music. Low enough price point that you can gift a copy to a friend for an afternoon of mayhem.

This game has pretty awful controls which can't be changed which is a shame. This game feels very incomplete overall. If you want a good tank game go play wii play with the tanks minigame. This game should be FREE. Maybe add bots, a challenge arena, fix the awful camera shake when getting hit, maybe zoom the camera out a bit so i am not blindly running around.