Rockstar Life

''Your dad invites you to an orgy / Your mom invites you to take acid...'' It's actually very hard for me to decide if I would recommend the game, I don't hate it but I don't love it either. If the game hadn't gotten me hooked on heroin I would have been able to write a really good review, probably the best review I've ever written, and I would have finally become a rock star and had a steady stream of groupies until I'd had all the STDs multiple times. While I get the next shot ready, I can only give you the following advice: Try the demo first, only buy the game on sale but only if you have enough money to buy another game right after. I'll flip a coin now, heads for thumbs up, tails for down and here we go...hmm...lucky you bastard. And now leave me the F alone, I want to enjoy my shot and stop writing stuff about stupid games. Edit (04/14/2025) Since I recently started playing Rock God Tycoon, which I immediately liked much more than Rockstar Life, I wanted to return and clarify a few things because, in my opinion, this simulation really needs a lot of fine-tuning. Or I should say, in its current state, the game falls short and is difficult to recommend. Unfortunatel…

VERY hard but fun in the end

Cool game so far. Though I would re-do the health system and maybe make it cheaper to fill your health.

9/10 This is a buggy game worth playing if you enjoy rock star sims. The core gameplay is built around vacationing, writing songs, touring, and publishing records. Which gave me a few hours of intense delight as I made it work for me. The downside is the game is pretty tedious at the highest level. Which is why it forces the game to end. This is a fun sim genre and although other games do things better, this one is really difficult to learn and if you enjoy steep learning curves it's great. Until it isn't and the game ends. This game probably needs more developer work to really shine. But if you're willing to dive in there is fun to be had.

A fun wee game. Clearly takes inspiration from Rock Star Ate My Hamster, which I used to love playing as a kid when things like booze and blow were frightening, faraway thrills and not mundane crutches to prolong a pointless existence. The writing's entertaining and the progress seems fair. Though some other reviewers seem to have a problem with a lack of tutorial it strikes me as you'd have to be ten years old with no concept of the rock music industry outside of Spotify to have a hard time figuring it out. If you don't look after your health in the game you will die by some method or another but hey, that's rock folks. Yes this is an enjoyable game. Thanks to the developer for making it and reminding me I'd have been dreadful being in the band who I inexplicably have always assumed I would call Mouse Rage.

The game is too boring sadly. The UI doesn't look finished/polished too.