Russian Life Simulator

Collect bottles, drink vodka, buy a bear and somehow call it a life simulator. Completely stupid, completely Russian and somehow genuinely entertaining.

It’s a janky, ridiculously dumb meme clicker where you spend an hour mashing the left mouse button just to collect bottles of vodka. The whole thing is pretty funny at first, but there’s not much to the actual gameplay. Once you’ve seen all the joke upgrades, there isn’t really much reason to keep playing. Still, it’s an easy 100% if you care about achievements, and it works pretty well as a dumb little gag game. Just don’t expect much more than that.

It is a gag clicker. Cheap 100 achievements and cards, but nothing else. At least it is cheap

It was tough... Listening to the Russian national anthem while recalling every meme related to Russia... The best part is that there are no jumpscares in this game! Unless, of course, you're afraid of a sudden Putin showing up to steal your pension. I had to consult the game guides to unlock all 100 achievements, but I actually enjoyed the process. Now I want a similar game about the USA.

3/10 Honestly, not it. I mean, I havent expected a great game, just some slop, so I got what I expected. Still fun ig.

After this, all my votes were for Putin, Putin, and Putin again.