骸亡禁决：Skeleton King

I have absolutely no idea what this game is about. Despite claiming on the store page it's [i]not really[/i] in English. Instead it's in a language mix of chinese and absolutely laughable chinglish. There's very little explanation on what to even do. It starts with the login screen. There are fields for username and password which look to be prefilled and below them is this gem of a hint: "Warm tips: it is recommended to use 2560*1440 to enter the game, which can achieve the best effect." What a warm tip. My laptop only manages 1080p so I guess it won't achieve the best effect. You don't need to enter any username/password, though, as the game just logs you in fine with the defaults. Weird but okay. Using Steamworks would have been better. Then you get to the "role select". You've got the choice of one of six wooden figures which all look the same but are colored differently. What's their actual difference? No idea. Once you've randomly clicked on one of the figures another screen tells you to "(Start the skeleton king duel)". Good, that's what we're here for! You're dropped into an empty area surrounded by rather strange looking mountains (someone overdid it in the Unity …