

Soccer Player Simulator
Kiddy · March 27, 2019 · Simulation, Sports, Indie, Comedy, Physics
Buy Soccer Player Simulator from Steam at $0.99 — the cheapest of 1 store we compare.
Where to buy Soccer Player Simulator — official stores
Soccer Player Simulator price by region
Soccer Player Simulator costs £0.89 in the United Kingdom, $0.90 in Georgia (USD), $0.99 in the United States, €0.99 in Europe (EUR), CA$1.29 in Canada, NZ$1.49 in New Zealand, A$1.50 in Australia, R$3.49 in Brazil and zł4.49 in Poland right now.
| Region | Best price | Official store | Key shop | Stores |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| £0.89 | £0.89 | — | 1 | |
| $0.90 | $0.90 | — | 1 | |
| $0.99 | $0.99 | — | 1 | |
| €0.99 | €0.99 | — | 1 | |
| CA$1.29 | CA$1.29 | — | 1 | |
| NZ$1.49 | NZ$1.49 | — | 1 | |
| A$1.50 | A$1.50 | — | 1 | |
| R$3.49 | R$3.49 | — | 1 | |
| zł4.49 | zł4.49 | — | 1 |
Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.
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About Soccer Player Simulator
Soccer Player Simulator puts you in control of chaotic physics-based soccer where players prioritize kicking the ball hard over actually scoring, leading to unpredictable mayhem on the pitch. Win matches by scoring 15 goals while using dirty tactics and violence against opponents, with no rules holding you back.
Soccer Player Simulator — game info
- Platforms
- Windows
- Player modes
- Single-player
- PC Game Pass
- Not included
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
Soccer Player Simulator is a chaotic, physics-driven football game that prioritizes comedic absurdity over realistic simulation, with players praising it as a fun and entertaining experience. The loose controls and unpredictable gameplay appear to be intentional design choices that embrace disorder rather than skillful play. Based on the limited feedback available, players seem to enjoy it as a lighthearted alternative to traditional sports games.
Soccer Player Simulator, developed and published by Kiddy, is a deliberately unconventional take on football that abandons realism in favor of chaotic, physics-driven gameplay. While its title suggests a traditional sports simulation, the experience it offers is far closer to a sandbox of unpredictable interactions, where control is loose, outcomes are inconsistent, and the focus is less on skillful play and more on embracing disorder. It is a game that leans heavily into its comedic identity, presenting football not as a structured sport but as a chaotic spectacle where almost anything can happen. At its core, the game revolves around simplified matches where the objective is still to score goals, but the means of doing so are anything but conventional. Player movement and ball interaction are governed by exaggerated physics, often resulting in wild kicks, erratic trajectories, and collisions that feel more accidental than intentional. Rather than carefully constructing plays or maintaining positional discipline, players often find themselves reacting to unpredictable situations, trying to make sense of a system that rarely behaves in a consistent or logical way. This unpredictab…1 found this helpful
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