Soccer Player Simulator
Kiddy · 2019 · Simulation, Sports, Indie, Comedy, Physics
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About Soccer Player Simulator
Soccer Player Simulator – a physics-based soccer simulator. The main feature of the game is the unpredictable behavior of the players on the pitch. However, you should keep in mind that not only the opponent team’s players are going to faff around but your own as well, because their main task is not to score a goal but just to kick the ball as strong as they can, and they do not really bother where it is going to fly then. Besides, sometimes the players do not scruple to hit one another, and you can act in the same way too. And if you neutralize the opponent's player, their team will become weaker so you will have more chances to win. The main objective is to score 15 goals to win the match. You can use any kind of dirty tricks, for there are no rules in this game.
What Steam players say
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Soccer Player Simulator, developed and published by Kiddy, is a deliberately unconventional take on football that abandons realism in favor of chaotic, physics-driven gameplay. While its title suggests a traditional sports simulation, the experience it offers is far closer to a sandbox of unpredictable interactions, where control is loose, outcomes are inconsistent, and the focus is less on skillful play and more on embracing disorder. It is a game that leans heavily into its comedic identity, presenting football not as a structured sport but as a chaotic spectacle where almost anything can happen. At its core, the game revolves around simplified matches where the objective is still to score goals, but the means of doing so are anything but conventional. Player movement and ball interaction are governed by exaggerated physics, often resulting in wild kicks, erratic trajectories, and collisions that feel more accidental than intentional. Rather than carefully constructing plays or maintaining positional discipline, players often find themselves reacting to unpredictable situations, trying to make sense of a system that rarely behaves in a consistent or logical way. This unpredictab…1 found this helpful
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