Succubus: Hunt For Meal

It would be a chill, fun little game if not for the completely unpredictable RNG element. Later levels with thieves rely 100% on pure luck, it's infuriating.

This is an improved version of the stick man wars available for your phone. Thank goodness that you won't be subject to endless commercials as you play!

I wish I could post a middling hand-wave as an option instead of "yes" or "no'. This was fun to dabble with for 2$, but it doesn't do anything well enough to really win a definitive yes. The H-scenes are aggressively okay, the gameplay is aggressively okay (at least you can finally play one of those advertised mobile games that's often a bait and switch). For 2$, I don't regret the experience... but just barely.

Hoo boy, I feel really bad about making this a negative review. I'll talk about all the good this game has at the bottom, but let's start with what makes it bad: RNG. You can play PERFECTLY and still be entirely screwed over by your luck in at least a third of the levels. Very frequently you'll have to devour "Assassins" which, when defeated, randomly boost another unit in their tower by the number they were holding. This is a neat mechanic in theory, and isn't too bad when first introduced, but when a level REQUIRES you to get those boosts on Dildos and NOT Priests in order to win your stage.....it's a bit of a nightmare. Around 30 minutes of my playtime were dedicated to resetting stages until I got the right RNG, and when the game itself is only supposed to take 30 minutes to play that's a SERIOUS problem. On the other hand, literally everything else about this game is incredibly charming and well-done, especially for a two dollar game. The art style is great, the pixel animations are very sexy, the rest of the gameplay being "that mobile game you always saw ads for but could never play" is very enticing. It's a really cute game held back by one major design flaw. If this…

Easy short game. 30 levels that will take you a bit over a hour to beat probably. Best bought on sale.

The game is those mobile advertisements, but with succubus action along the way. Not to be confused with the friends we made along the way nor the lovers we met along the way. Important distinctions. The puzzles range from if your last two braincells are fighting the third can solve this, to legitimately challenging for a couple of them. The middle ground is basic common sense and math skills will get you through this. You're here for the pixel art, don't kid yourself. The reviews complaining about the puzzles for a $2 pixel art porn game must have purchased this by accident, not knowing they were buying a porn game. Or are so big brained they've solved all the other puzzle games and only have a porn puzzle game left to big brain. Also obligatory. "⠘⡀⠀Yes, I play NSFW games ⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀ on my main account, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀ so what?⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿…