Sugar Tanks

at long last, i have finally found it: the ultimate kusogē, the video game equivalent of repeatedly slamming a car door on your penis.

[b]Sugar Tanks[/b] is quite broken. There is major game stutter, the framerate drops to 0 FPS for 1-4 seconds each time an enemy tank is killed. None of the Steam achievements are active. You can beat almost every level (except boss levels) by just driving straight to the exit. I'll update this review if they end up fixing these things but the game appears to not have any meaningful update in about two years, so it may be abandoned at this point.

Sugar Tanks, developed by EpiXR Games UG and published by Gamera Interactive, is a fast-moving arcade shooter that embraces classic twin-stick design while wrapping it in a playful, candy-colored aesthetic. From the outset, the game establishes a clear contrast between style and substance: a bright, cheerful world under siege by dull, color-draining enemy tanks, setting the stage for a defensive battle that is as visually lively as it is mechanically demanding. Rather than overcomplicating its premise, Sugar Tanks focuses on delivering tight controls, constant pressure, and an immediately readable gameplay loop that rewards reflexes and spatial awareness. The core mechanics are instantly familiar to anyone who has played a top-down shooter. One stick governs movement while the other controls firing direction, allowing players to strafe, dodge, and shoot simultaneously. This freedom of control creates a fluid sense of motion, especially as enemy projectiles begin to fill the screen. Early stages ease players into the rhythm of dodging and counterattacking, but the difficulty ramps up quickly, layering faster enemies, denser bullet patterns, and more aggressive attack behaviors. Suc…

achievements dont work it tries to make me deaf randomly when I open it the aim twitches for some reason final boss is ♥♥♥♥♥ still fun tho, but a tiny little bit of more polish wouldnt be bad

unbelivably low quality, the screenshake that occurs on every kill is sickening at best avoid everything from this dev / possibly publisher at all costs

very low quality game