The Bible

I wrote an entire review here and then changed my thumbs up to a thumbs down, and apparently that strips all the text you've written into the review box, so that's really cool. ANYWAY, The Bible is a really bare-bones 'game' that does what it says on the tine - it's the bible. I decided to read the whole thing on steam because I'd been thinking about doing it for a while and thought the achievements were a fun incentive. And they are! But I can't imagine this is a super comfortable way to read for anyone. There are some stylistic choices that are a bit annoying - the AI narration is horrible - and there a few typos here and there, but for the most part it's pretty much fine. It does the job, it saves your location, and it gives you an enticing quiz for each book. I can't say I cared for the quizzes (they feel a bit relentless, especially for longer/denser books), but I do like the gimmick where you earn a little pot of mana for doing a good job. I would not advise reading the bible this way.

I mean, it's alright I guess. Kind of seems like a protestant project you could find on the web for free. But it's missing things that any lover of scripture and of the Lord would absolutely need. For example: no Septuagint? You expect us to read an Old Testament crafted by opponents to the faith? Missing 1 and 2 Esdras? No Prayer of Manessah? The trivia includes a lot of theological presumptions. Idk, bro...

this borderlands game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks, the loot is terrible, the story is too overcomplicated, my favourite character died, the endgame is just grinding the same four bosses, and they have quizzes now? 0/10, just go play 2 if you want an actually good experience

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This is the Word of the Lord. Thanks be to God.

Ave Christus rex