The Bloobles and the Quest for Chocolate

This is the single best game I have ever had the pleasure of experiencing. Lets get down to brass tacks. Firstly, the optimization is stellar. Never once did I fall below the silky smooth 120 FPS standard that this game holds itself to, despite hundreds of thousands of bloobles SPRINTING across the screen at high speeds. The graphical fidelity is like nothing seen before. The bloobles bloob with a real time jiggle physics engine, fully immersing me in the blooble world. This game makes you *feel* like blooble. I could almost feel the wind in my hair as though I were the supple blooble, nimbly traversing the grassy plains to get to the chocolate. This is not to mention the gameplay. The gameplay is absolutely phenomenal. My brain expanded and I gained multiple IQ points as I solved the grueling, yet fair puzzles that were so excellently crafted by the developers. I found myself growing attached to the bloobles; I winced in pain as they fell to their early demise, and felt a great sense of triumph in my groin as they reached the exit; I tasted the chocolate just as they tasted it. In conclusion, game rocks.