横断異道-The Crosswalk Anomaly

This game is crap. The directions are as clear as mud. Cross with an anomaly? Get hit by a car. Cross with no anomaly? Get hit by a car. Cross pretty much at any time? Car. And no graphics or volume settings. Big thumbs down.

Oh dear.... the developer seems to have finished this game about 50%, then given up! They have a game here, but it needs a lot more work to make it something decent and worth buying. The freakin sound of the crosswalk lights is just maddening! I had to manually reduce the sound by 95%! I found about 20 Anomalies in the game, but the problem is reporting them, as there is a 50/50 you'll be run over by a car. So its almost impossible to beat. You also don't know which are anomalies and which are game glitches! I managed to get to level 10 once, only to be killed by the car just as I was going to see the ending!!! (if there is one, which I doubt) The mechanics of the game are wrong and it needs work, buuuuuuut, for all its problems, the game has a certain glitchy charm to it. Don't buy it in this state, if the dev comes back to work on the game, I'll revisit my review. See my gameplay here: https://youtu.be/0MsLRGQXM8k

BEE BOO, BEE BOO, BEE BOO, BEE BOO. BEE BOO, BEE BOO, BEE BOO, BEE BOO. You begin without so much as a title screen, let alone instructions, so you better have read the store page...tho it probably won't help you much. The street is weird to begin with, the bridge lady stares at you, an old man stands sideways instead of lying down, the bench lady is tweaking, and the one guy talks to himself. Also, judging by your characters reflection, I assume you play as a giant walking pair of pants. Unlike most Exit 8-likes, where you go forward if there's no anomalies, and back if there are, you can only go forward ...and only when there IS an anomaly...so it's very counter-intuitive...and it means the core gameplay loop is you standing there like a dork until something different happens, THEN you can cross... ...OR CAN YOU? You see...some anomalies that occur, are apparently FALSE anomalies, that don't count, such as the crazy-guy talking to himself's shirt color, or the lady jogging on the overpass...there are probably more...meaning sometimes even if there is a very obvious difference visible...it may be "fake" and get you killed....this is the game breaker. There is no music and v…