The Juicer

This quadruple-A title helps me cool off after seeing the Annoying Orange misteat the Apple. Such a mean fruit, me and family will no longer be buying oranges ever again. I sincerely hope that this reaches other #ANNOYING_ORANGE_HATERS. I'll have you know i will be reblogging this call-out post on my tumblr.com.

actually pretty fun

The things I do for Corn Bikers

best three hours of my life

The Juicer is a quirky arcade shooter developed and published by Anvate Games that takes an intentionally ridiculous concept and turns it into a surprisingly enjoyable action experience. Rather than battling traditional enemies such as soldiers, monsters, or aliens, players are tasked with defending a farm from hordes of mutated fruits and vegetables that have become hostile. The game's unusual premise immediately gives it a unique identity, embracing humor and absurdity while delivering straightforward arcade-style gameplay focused on survival and score progression. The story begins with a farmer's attempt to improve agricultural production through the use of an experimental growth-enhancing substance. What starts as a harmless effort to create larger crops quickly spirals out of control when the fruits and vegetables undergo unexpected mutations. The enhanced produce develops intelligence, mobility, and an aggressive attitude toward humanity. Before long, the farm is under siege by giant tomatoes, angry carrots, dangerous watermelons, and countless other rebellious crops. It is now up to the player to stop the uprising before the entire farm is overrun. The narrative is deliber…

The Citizen Kane of video games