The Queen of Phalli

The Queen of Phalli

Labor of Love · October 20, 2025 · Visual Novel, Sexual Content, 2D, Text-Based, Hand-drawn

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The Queen of Phalli price by region

The Queen of Phalli costs $6.49 in Georgia (USD), $9.99 in the United States, €9.99 in Europe (EUR), £9.99 in the United Kingdom, CA$14.99 in Canada, A$14.99 in Australia, NZ$14.99 in New Zealand, R$29.99 in Brazil and zł45.99 in Poland right now.

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Georgia (USD) $6.49 $6.49 — 1
United Statesyour region $9.99 $9.99 — 1
Europe (EUR) €9.99 €9.99 — 1
United Kingdom £9.99 £9.99 — 1
Canada CA$14.99 CA$14.99 — 1
Australia A$14.99 A$14.99 — 1
New Zealand NZ$14.99 NZ$14.99 — 1
Brazil R$29.99 R$29.99 — 1
Poland zł45.99 zł45.99 — 1

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About The Queen of Phalli

QOP is an interactive erotic novel, a story-driven text based experience with branching choices, 200+ handpainted illustrations, and a focus on sinful reading and decision-making.
  • Deep Narrative Immersion: Over 200.000 handwritten words, waiving a story that seeks balance between character development, plot, and overly abundant sexual content.
  • Overly abundant sexual content: Elifael will not limit her escapades to her mentor and housemates. Throughout her journey, she will meet exotic and fascinating creatures such as gnomes, goblins, centaurs, and even humans.
  • Beautiful Hand-Drawn Artwork: Each and every one of the over 200 illustrations in the game has been carefully and lovingly painted by a human hand.
  • Branching Choices: Elifael must fight for her sisters' affection and respect. Yet only one path can be walked at a time, so choose carefully.
  • Complex, Mature Themes: The society of the realms below is an alien and bizarre world, where everything is about sex except for sex. Sex is about power.
  • Multiple Endings: Will Elifael stay true to her faith or her heart? Will she choose a sister over the other, or will she be the glue holding her family together? Will she endure the baptism or will she lose everything along the way? You decide.

Story

In the dark depths of the realms below, power and status depend on passion and promiscuity. It is a world of wonders where only women dwell and the priestesses of the Queen of Phalli rule unmatched.Young Elifael El'Naar must prepare for her Baptism, a perilous ceremony to prove her loyalty to her House and devotion to the Goddess. Should she succeed, she will have taken her first step to becoming a priestess herself. Should she fail, she may lose her status and even her mind.

Characters

Elifael is the youngest of the three protegées under the tutelage of Matron Sipriina El'Naar. She is not as bright or devout as her senior Nefail, nor as beautiful and seductive as her senior Synafae. She is kind-hearted but naive. She still has much to learn about the world and upholds the creed of the Goddess without really understanding it. First Sister of House El'Naar and already a priestess for nearly a century and a half. At first sight, Nefail is a paragon of everything a representative of the Goddess should be: beautiful, powerful, insatiable. And yet there is much turmoil beneath her stern face and cold glare. She wishes to protect her junior housemates, even if that means being strict. The Path of Perpetual Pleasure is not for the faint of heart.Of all the novices preparing for the transformation into a priestess, Synafae may be the most promising. The Goddess blessed her with unparalleled beauty, charm, and unquenchable sexual appetite. She is Elifael's first love, and Matron Sipriina's pride and joy. And yet, despite all these great expectations, the ritual is dangerous, even to those who are best prepared. The lingering fear she might fail haunts all those who care for her.Over 800 years old and standing 2,83 metres in high heels, Sipriina is Matron to House El'Naar and mentor to the three El'Naar girls. Her status grants her enormous powers, metaphorical and literal, but also entails grave burdens and responsibilities. Her many duties keep her from being the parent she wishes to be. Worse yet, being a conduit for the Goddess is taxing for the soul. Her existence is a constant struggle between the desire to be a good mentor and an ever-growing, all-consuming lust.

The Queen of Phalli — game info

Platforms
Windows, macOS, Linux / SteamOS
Steam Deck
Playable
Player modes
Single-player
PC Game Pass
Not included
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What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Mar 12, 2026
[h1] The Queen of Phalli [/h1] [i] 🌸The game is currently in early access stage🌸 [u]⚠️⚠️⚠️Keep in the mind this is my honest review maybe different preference with you , I will share what I feel when I played this game.⚠️⚠️⚠️[/u][/i] [b] 🍭🍑🍭Game Tags Information : Fantasy, Female Protagonist, Futa/Trans, Tentacles, Text-Based, Incest, Lesbian, Horsecock, Bestiality, Multiple Penetration, Hand Holding. Planned: Futa/Trans Protagonist, Multiple-Endings 🍭🍑🍭 My score : 8/10. Total hours : Total Hours : 5-6 Hours (Depend how fast you read and how many playthrough you play it. And your desire to unlock all scenes and finding all Steam Achievements maybe you will play more than that.).[/b] [b]Positive side : ✔️✔️✔️✔️[/b] 1. Text Based game : If you new in this genre it is like basically read novel in real world or even reading E book on your laptop or your 4maz0n kindle book because you spend of your time with reading , imagining the scenes and somethings like that, don't worry still there are picture from the scenes it will also help you create your imagination. If you have PC handheld you can play this during your trip travelling using bus or train and even reading b…
9 found this helpful
Recommended May 3, 2026
[b] TLDR: 8/10. Extremely good game, with best in class story, girls and dialogue. Has tons of replayability for scenes and I would genuinely recommend this to anyone who's interested in a funny, sexy H-game! [/b] [h1] BREAKDOWN: [/h1] [b] Number of H-Scenes: 10/10 [/b] Tons and tons of variety! [b] Quality of H-scenes: 5/10 [/b] While the drawing are absolutely phenomenal, there are no colors and obviously no physics or VFX, so I sadly have to take some points off there. [b] # of girls: 7/10 [/b] A very good assortment of girls. [b] Quality of girls: 8/10 [/b] Absolutely phenomenal range! My only gripe is that they could've gotten a little bit more creative with the designs and personalities, and the lack of color also hurts a little. [b] Art: 9/10 [/b] Phenomenal art! My only gripe again is the lack of color. [b] Story: 10/10 [/b] An honestly great story, with phenomenal worldbuilding and characterization that brings the still images to life. Whoever wrote this game really knocked it out of the park! [b] VFX & Music: 3/10 [/b] While the music it does have is good, unfortunately it doesn't have any VFX. [b] Dialogue: 10/10 [/b] Again, the writing is phenomenal and…
4 found this helpful
Not recommended May 30, 2026
i made a terrible mistake...
3 found this helpful
Recommended May 14, 2026
This game made me so happy to I literally bawled. The writing is superb, the story is enthralling, the characters are well developed and intriguing, the art is stunning -- and to top it all off, this is the gayest game I have ever played. It is perfect. I cannot wait to experience the rest of the story when it releases, and am appalled that this is not more well known. It really is wonderful, and my lesbian ass is so happy to have come across it.
3 found this helpful
Recommended May 31, 2026
I really enjoyed this game more than I expected to! Based on the premise I expected a fun, raunchy romp, and while yes it is indeed quite raunchy when it needs to be the story is also surprisingly sentimental and at times downright sweet. There were multiple characters I came to adore in my first playthrough, some unexpectedly so. I'm excited to see where this goes! This is definitely worth full price imo. I think the UI could use a bit more polish (for example, I was a bit confused by the save/load system to the point where I accidentally loaded a previous save when I was trying to create a new one a few times), there were no glaring issues that would make me any less likely to recommend it.
2 found this helpful
Recommended Feb 23, 2026
This visual novel really has a well-written story! I highly recommend it!

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