The Spreader

[h1] Still... not as good as real life spreading! [/h1]

Ground-breaking, never before seen, unbelievable, revolutionary, pioneering, divine and sublime, spreading.

Yummers!

Art.

After a long day of work, I just thirst for the rush of emotions and euphoria I feel when I can crack open a beer, recline my chair, and finally open up the spreader and spread a nice luscious creamy peanut butter onto a petite fluffy slice of bread for my virtual character to as well be introduced to such euphoria. This game has not only healed my emotional state of being, but also physical and has immensely improved upon my social relations between me and the wife. Before, she always would belabor me, stressing to the point that no possible game on my computer could in any way be beneficial to me. "One day you will see Bethany, one day you will see," I would exacerbate. But once when she burst through the door, more furious than ever ready to liberate her most agonizing remarks, she gazed upon the spreader. Instantly captivated, her eyes were fixed on the millions and millions of pixels that made up the most entrancing graphics, the soundtrack was therapeutic to the demons and whispers that filled her brain, casting them all away. But that was not all. When she was finally able to comprehend such wonders she had just witnessed, she instantly sprinted towards her room to get her o…

great for employed people