This Is Why We Don't Play Golf
Hmph. Studios · 2025 · Perma Death, Mini Golf, Adventure, Difficult, Casual
PC
9 user reviews89% · 9
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About This Is Why We Don't Play Golf
Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every 'I got it!' is a lie.Welcome to This Is Why We Don't Play Golf - the chaotic co-op physics platformer where falling is half the fun... probably. You're hauling a golf ball up a mountain, one swing at a time, and gravity has a personal vendetta against you.Okay it's simple, you hit your golf ball, or your friend, from platform to hazard to wall to floor to ceiling... every surface is a perfectly calculated opportunity. Play alone and question life choices; play with a friend and question theirs too.Climb up (hopefully more than down) multiple unique regions with unique hazardsBring a friend or go alone, but the mountain has room for 2 players to suffer togetherPlay with a chaos-physics golf ball with a cruel sense of humorBreak the game before it breaks you; the line between bug, mechanic, or creative solution is your callHike to the top in 2-4 hours (if you're good) or 8+ hours (if you brought THAT friend)Warning: Side effects include creative vocabulary expansion.
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
A funny mix of golf and 2D precision platforming, somewhat frustrating as these games tend to be, where you can fall and have to climb back up again. Anyway, there are lots of mini shortcuts, and the main mechanic/ exploit is that we can hit the ball in the air. Where it really shines is when you play it with someone else, as it becomes a game of passing the ball back and forth and, of course, can cause loud screams, $%@!, and those big NOOOOOO when it falls down. The graphics and technical aspects aren't nothing special, but you can't ask for much more in this price range. There's a demo available to try it out.5 found this helpful
A pretty fun little game that is great to bring a friend into. It's not terribly hard and it's got some silly moments and things you can do. The game overall is really charming with how it looks and you can even make your lil dude do a jig, which is dope. (The jig is also a punch so you can launch your friend if they mess up). ALSO, the game does not mention it, but if you press T you can teleport to the ball (as long as it's stopped). If you need to reset the run, hold R and it should bring you back to the beginning. Either way, game was fun and enjoyed it!1 found this helpful
I had tons of fun beta testing the game! Golfing over it (full release).
Hilarious game, I recommend to play this in a party since it gets more chaotic and allows for different strategies.
"Palms are sweaty, mom's spaghetti"
[h1] It`s like a monopoly, but in action - all your friends would leave you if you fail once. [/h1] Actually it is a great game where you can try your friendship. Easy to play but hard to master - is a good way to describe it. [spoiler] You don`t have to pass every level as developer wants you to, but please, don`t cheese to much [/spoiler] For such a low pricew you get 2-4 hours of pain. [i] Worth every cent. [/i]
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