Trials Fusion™

- Buy game - Download game - Install game - Install Ubisofts dumb launcher - Tell Ubisoft you don't care - Get forced to login - Dont remember password (because why would I?) - Click Recover - Let's verify you're human... - Click all the bicycles - Click all the pedestrian crossings - Click all the bicycles - Click all the clocks - Click all the bicycles - Click all the fences Like seriously...stupid, dumbass launcher that literally no one wants that I'm forced to log in to but I can't because of their equally dumbass 'security' measures for an account that I literally don't care if someone steals. Trust me, Ubisoft, I do not value having an account with you. I just want to play the pissing game that I paid for.

You have to enter your Ubisoft password for ubisoft connect every single time you launch the game. Because why make it a simple boot when you can force your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ launcher on top of steam which adds nothing but delayed boot times, telemetry and pissing me off by making me enter my password 100 times. Why even sell games on steam at this point Gane itself is good but apparently starting to get abandoned because acorn items all show up as "Coming Soon" suggesting something is wrong with the servers

I had to refund all the Trials games. They all requires the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Ubislop app and account to work and even dow I got a Ubislop account I cant even log into the account to save my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life. I mean.. even if you held a gun to my face and told me the only way I was gonna live was if I logged into Ubislop.. I would be dead! I be dead! Dead! "Don't waste your life, I did. Go home," -John Rambo ⣴⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣼⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣤⣤⣶⣶⣿⣿⡗ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃ ⣿⣿⡇⠜⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀Got a cat here ⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⡹⠙⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀ Friends passing ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⣿⠛⠀⠀by can touch her ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⠁⠀⠀and click Like to pet ♡ ⣿⣿⡿⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⠛⠹⠑⠀⠀ Award for good luck, Take My Points for infinite pets ♡ ⠟⠁⠀

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Between the Ubisoft Launcher being a total pain in the ass, and the obscene levels of microtransactions in the game. Ubisoft's destruction feels entirely deserved. As for the game itself, well, one might charitably describe it as a continuity of concept stretching back to Trials HD in 2009, with no new innovations bar the introduction of money grabbing microtransactions. The environments come across as painfully sterile, too clean to feel real, bathed in an unrelenting solar glare that renders visibility a matter of faith rather than function. Where the sun does not blind, thick fog obliges. In essence, the entire enterprise resembles a digital relic preserved, like a specimen in aspic, from the era of free Flash-based browser games, which in this case was, even then, a polished homage to the classic 8-bit game "Kickstart" circa 1985.

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