UNCORPOREAL - "Alcatraz Island Lofts"

UNCORPOREAL - "Alcatraz Island Lofts" is not a game. Games contain meaningful gamelike interaction and game loops, which are absent in this software. Instead of being a game, UNCORPOREAL - "Alcatraz Island Lofts" is a software application that shows a 90 second monologue from a mediocre comedian. If you can get it to work, see, the developers never bothered to test the software so it's a bug infested mess. Anyway since when is a godawfully bad 90 second standup routine a "game"??? For those unfamiliar with what actually makes something a game, a "game loop" describes the interaction and feedback a gamer has when playing a game. Tetris, for example, has a game loop where a random block appears, the gamer interacts with the block to position it, and then the game decides if that finishes a row or not, increases the players score if any rows were completed, then gives the gamer another block to position. Counter-Strike has a game loop where a player seeks another player, tests their skill against that player by shooting them or being shot, the computer rewards the player if they win, and then if the player survives, they repeat that loop. There's no loop here, no true interact…

Игра "UNCORPOREAL - Alcatraz Island Lofts" — это психологический хоррор с атмосферой напряжения и мистики. Атмосфера затягивает: пугающие звуки, неясные образы, напряженная интрига. Геймплей основан на исследовании, решении головоломок и взаимодействии с окружением. Сюжет разворачивается в изолированном месте, где игроку предстоит разгадать тайны прошлого и выжить в условиях стресса. Игра требует внимательности и смекалки, но может вызвать дискомфорт из-за тематики. Подойдет ценителям атмосферных, нестандартных проектов.

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STUCK IN MAIN MENU. DOES NOT WORK, NO MATTER WHAT YOU TRY. Used to work 2 years ago. Perhaps they used some kind of "UPDATE ?!".

Says up front it's a short experience, and it is. The story is just filler and doesn't do anything for it. The VR itself though is interesting, and has a nice environment to look around in. Still, being this short doesn't make it worth the time.

---{Graphics}--- ☑ Gnome. ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ Paint.exe ---{Gameplay}--- ☑ Gnome. ☐ Good ☐ It‘s just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Starring at walls is better ☐ Just don‘t ---{Audio}--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☑ Gnome. ☐ Earrape ---{Audience}--- ☐ Kids ☑ Gnome. ☐ Adults ☐ Human ☐ Lizards ---{PC Requirements}--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boiiiiii ☑ Gnome. ---{Difficulity}--- ☐ Just press ‚A‘ ☐ Easy ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Difficult ☑ Gnome. ---{Grind}--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☑ Gnome. ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding ---{Story}--- ☐ Story? ☐ Text or Audio floating around ☑ Gnome. ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It‘ll replace your life ---{Game Time}--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☑ Gnome. ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{Price}--- ☑ Gnome. ☐ Worth the price ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{Bugs}--- ☐ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☑ Gnome. ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs