Wildlands Resurgence

There are bad games on Steam, well all know that by now. Then there are really bad games on Steam. And then we get to where this game fits in. This is one of those rare really really really really really really really really bad games that makes you understand what is wrong with our world. There are wolves. There are deer. There are pigs. All three of these can be seen in great numbers sliding around aimlessly, walking through water, walking through rocks and trees and if they touch you, the bounce off of you and sometime go flying into outer space. The wolves for some very strange reasoning growl at you but sound like a dying cow, not like a wolf at all. The pigs and deer look lost in this horrifying disaster of a train-wreck that seems to have been assembled by some overseas dude who doesn't know proper English grammar. Mis-spelled words that most 3rd graders know how to spell are found in great numbers. Most of the time, even with full stamina or energy, you cannot run, regardless of making sure you are holding the default left Shift key while moving. Meanwhile the wolves moaning like dying fat cattle fly at you at 100 mph and eat you with no sounds or pain ind…

Epic Game, Awesome Experience. Congratulations on the launch!

Oh boy.... Nothing is more hilarious than an asset cobbling indie dev who actually mocks the trailer for the upcoming Grand Theft Auto 6 and says that "it looks soooo bad" and then offers what we see here as his offering to the gaming world. It's all covered in my Youtube video "M.I.S.S. #385" found HERE: https://youtu.be/8qIox0H-J2E An island with the same two tree assets quickly spray painted everywhere with zero care given how terribly they are placed in this dreaded world. This game has a grand total of one threat: A wolf asset. There are also two cheap animal assets you'll find dropping from the sky onto the empty land with a pig asset and a deer asset. These three animal assets are also spawned in with ridiculously stupid intelligence and crazy speeds that move around like blind brainless monkeys. The wolves when chasing you sound like crying cattle rather than wolves and the pigs sound like more like falling blocks falling onto a wooden floor than they sound like an actual pig. But hey, there is one good thing about this game. You can play God and "walk on top of the water" and laugh at the wolves who fly around under the water but can still somehow injure you with …

I played this game for about 53 minutes and the building and crafting was quite fun, but the wolves kept on attacking me and did not have time to even explore or continue to build. Also the drinking part of the game is way too fast for the resources you need to craft to drink. Other than that I will keep an eye on the updates of this game. I think this game can be quite fun once more updates are put in. Also there is no pause button which I always do not like as we all have lives and need to pause a game. I hope the developer(s) continue with the updates as it can be a great game.