Womb Defense Force

Vaguely entertaining but shallow and rough around the edges run & gun with some hentai stuff. The Steam version is censored, but the patch is easy to find.

You need 2 hands to play this game.

TLDR: it's janky and annoying. There's no options menu, no mouse support, no full screen, and the animations are poor quality. Characters jitter and shake rather than animate. Plus mosaic censorship but I suppose that's to be expected. The collision detection is pretty bad. Constantly walk into walls because they're larger than they appear. Some projectiles hit when they shouldn't and don't hit when they should. Enemies constantly teleport on top of you, or walk behind you, and you can't turn around while firing. Enemies also grab you, and you're supposed to spam directional keys to escape, but there's no UI progress bar or any indication you're doing it right. You occasionally unlock a random weapon or bomb from rare enemy drops. You're supposed to choose the ones that suit your playstyle, but there's no comparison UI. Your best bet is to try out every weapon, and most of them suck. Though I like how they implemented the meta progression. Enemies occasionally drop shield pickups, which permanently increase your maximum health by 1, so after getting enough of these, you can try the higher difficulties, though I didn't get that far. I assume you get better weapons o…

Game is not bad, expected a lot worse. It a bit expensive for what it is, but it pretty niche so it is understandable.

Might pass muster ten years ago, but the amount of content in this can't really hold a candle to arcade games nowadays. It seems to rely on the crutch old NES games like contra or castlevania did by making enemies bullet sponges and requiring replaying a level. Unless you're into vampire survivors or other arcade games I can't really recommend this.

Pretty fun and simple side scrollin shooter. Every mission has different objectives and possibilities to unlock new guns and explosives to your arsenal. There are shield drops that add to your overall health, health pick-ups for healing, and ammo replenishment capsules. Again, simple, but fun. Only complaint is the camera likes to whip around, it's pretty nauseating. I can only play for about a half-hour before I gotta walk away. BUT!! Overall I do enjoy.