You Are A Pilot

You Are A Pilot

GUNTER GAMES · 2024 · Flight, Physics, 2D, Indie, Racing

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1 user reviews0% · 1 📈 Making a comeback 61%
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About You Are A Pilot

In an alternative universe where humankind did not create a wheel, you are a pilot who drives jet-powered flying car. The pilot always has a job. To earn money for food, you can: deliver various goods, try your luck in crazy death racers, drive taxi, or or pursue a career in science.
* The controls are based on physics.
* Various locations: from a mountain town to human entrails.
* Tuning! Pimp Your Ride!
*Wonderful soundtrack by indie musician Aink (feat. Mads Bolding).

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

✦ AI summary

Players are almost universally critical of this game, citing poor controls, unpolished mechanics, and a generally chaotic experience that feels like an incomplete flash game. Common complaints include broken loading screens, unfitting music, buggy physics that make simple tasks frustratingly complicated, and pervasive jank throughout. While some appreciate the South Park-inspired visual style and atmospheric moments, these positives are vastly outweighed by the overall messiness and lack of polish, with many recommending players avoid it entirely.

Not recommended May 30, 2026
Raw, unpolished, and chaotic in places. The controls are terrible, at least for me. The music sounds like it was accidentally put in the wrong game — it’s terrible. But nice that developers made the South Park style; visually, it looks nice in places and even atmospheric at times. At least it tries to entertain, and that’s a small but a plus. But overall, it’s a Big Minus game.
24 found this helpful
Not recommended May 28, 2025
I gave so many chances to the game, but its such a mess - in art and in code
5 found this helpful
Not recommended Oct 28, 2024
So... You ate mushrooms and got the ability to see ♥♥♥♥... Literally
2 found this helpful
Not recommended Apr 25, 2026
Everything about this game is pretty rough - the loading screen, the user interface, the controls, the unfitting music... feels like a cheap, unpolished flash game.
Not recommended Jan 13, 2026
Don't waste your time and money. Of all the 548 games I have on Steam, this one deserves the title of worst game I've ever played. It has simple controls, a functional gravity mechanic, and everything was in place for it to work, but it went wrong. Let's start with the loading screen; if you click on it, it resets, even though it's loading. If you over-rev the engine, the "car" goes out of control and you lose the level, and that's if you don't end up upside down and unable to return, and you still lose the level. They managed to make something simple extremely complicated, and it didn't become challenging, just complicated.
Not recommended Aug 26, 2024
The jank is insane

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