What is the cheapest place to buy your wife?

Steam at $0.99 — an official store, and the lowest of the 1 store we compare for your region. Prices update through the day, so check the table above before buying.

No — your wife is a paid game. The cheapest we can find it is $0.99.

Has your wife ever been cheaper?

No — the current price matches the lowest we have tracked since we started tracking it in September 2026, $0.99.

Is your wife Steam Deck verified?

Yes. Valve has tested your wife and rates it Verified: it runs well on Steam Deck out of the box, with default controls and readable text.

Can I play your wife on Mac?

Not natively — Steam lists no macOS version of your wife. Mac players would need a cloud gaming service or a Windows compatibility layer.

Is your wife multiplayer?

No — Steam lists your wife as single-player only.

Is your wife on PC Game Pass?

No — your wife is not on PC Game Pass right now. The best price to buy it right now is $0.99.

your wife

Name: your wife
Brand: HaHaHaGame
Availability: InStock

HaHaHaGame · November 28, 2024 · Sexual Content, Cute, Hentai, Casual, Nudity

Buy your wife from Steam at $0.99 — the cheapest of 1 store we compare.

Overwhelmingly Positive96% · 9,913263playing now

Best price

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$0.99

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Prices last checked 24 Sep 2026, 15:01 UTC

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Where to buy your wife — official stores

Steam

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$0.99

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your wife price by region

your wife costs £0.89 in the United Kingdom, $0.90 in Georgia (USD), $0.99 in the United States, €0.99 in Europe (EUR), CA$1.29 in Canada, NZ$1.49 in New Zealand, A$1.50 in Australia, R$3.49 in Brazil and zł4.49 in Poland right now.

Cheapest your wife offer in each region, in local currency
Region	Best price	Official store	Key shop	Stores
United Kingdom	£0.89	£0.89	—	1
Georgia (USD)	$0.90	$0.90	—	1
United Statesyour region	$0.99	$0.99	—	1
Europe (EUR)	€0.99	€0.99	—	1
Canada	CA$1.29	CA$1.29	—	1
New Zealand	NZ$1.49	NZ$1.49	—	1
Australia	A$1.50	A$1.50	—	1
Brazil	R$3.49	R$3.49	—	1
Poland	zł4.49	zł4.49	—	1

Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.

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About your wife

Your wife is a desktop pet game.

Instructions:

Supports gaze tracking with the mouse, dragging, and zooming in and out.Drag with the left mouse button and use the scroll wheel to zoom in and out during the drag process.Dual screen players can switch the screen where their wife is located by using the win key, shift key, and left/right keys.

your wife — game info

Platforms: Windows
Steam Deck: Verified
Player modes: Single-player
PC Game Pass: Not included

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your wife — questions & answers

What is the cheapest place to buy your wife?: Steam at $0.99 — an official store, and the lowest of the 1 store we compare for your region. Prices update through the day, so check the table above before buying.
Is your wife free?: No — your wife is a paid game. The cheapest we can find it is $0.99.
Has your wife ever been cheaper?: No — the current price matches the lowest we have tracked since we started tracking it in September 2026, $0.99.
Is your wife Steam Deck verified?: Yes. Valve has tested your wife and rates it Verified: it runs well on Steam Deck out of the box, with default controls and readable text.
Can I play your wife on Mac?: Not natively — Steam lists no macOS version of your wife. Mac players would need a cloud gaming service or a Windows compatibility layer.
Is your wife multiplayer?: No — Steam lists your wife as single-player only.
Is your wife on PC Game Pass?: No — your wife is not on PC Game Pass right now. The best price to buy it right now is $0.99.

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Sep 7, 2026

carried me through terraria

Recommended Sep 7, 2026

Да мамочка👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩😙😙😙🥰🥰😍😍😍♥♥♥♥ стимивереииденьгм за это зуц6укро3вьалаллалад4ддкдкда кочч братан кврвтковч коч

Not recommended Sep 6, 2026

THEY UPDATED MY ♥♥♥♥ AND MADE ALL THE TEXT CHINESE

Recommended Sep 5, 2026

i sold my wif for internet conection and 3 pakistani children to work the field

Recommended Sep 5, 2026

A cute little thing

Not recommended Sep 4, 2026

doesnt work on my PC. so trash

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