ZetaZania Part 1: Vampire Pirates from Uranus
Whizkin Games · 2026 · Action, Adventure, Casual, 2D, Sci-fi
PC
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About ZetaZania Part 1: Vampire Pirates from Uranus
An Epic 2D Side-Scrolling Comedy Action-Adventure
Humanity is being harvested by a beauty-obsessed vampire empire hidden in the rings of Uranus.In ZetaZania, a massive space station built by sinister vampires, blood is power and perfection is law. As Earth’s top operative, you must fight your way through a society of seductive monsters, cosmic witches, and ruthless elites to bring the entire system crashing down.Welcome to the Weirdest War in the Solar System
Humanity is under attack… by the Sexy Vampire Pirates from Uranus.Deep within the planet’s inner ring lies ZetaZania, a sprawling space station ruled by a twisted, beauty-obsessed vampire empire. Humans are harvested for their precious life elixir, and sexiness is law.You are Earth’s top military operative.Your mission:Infiltrate. Fight. Climb the ranks. Destroy the empire.
Retro Action. Modern Feel.
Jump, shoot, and fight your way through 60 handcrafted levels in a fast-paced 2D platforming adventure that blends classic gameplay with smooth, modern controls.- Tight, responsive retro-style movement
- Satisfying combat with escalating intensity
- Puzzle-focused challenges where skill matters
- Optional visual puzzles for additional upgrades
Secrets, Upgrades and Strange Deals
Take on optional puzzle challenges to encounter a mysterious figure. Make the right choices to unlock upgrades that can change how you play.Explore the Madness of ZetaZania
Battle through 7 bizarre and dangerous districts, each with its own identity:- Transportation Factories
- Scientific Laboratories
- Department of Sexiness
- Divine Sisters of the Mighty Moons
- The Sacred Few
- Queen’s Palace
- King’s Lair
A Cast You Won’t Forget
Face more than 50 original enemies, each with distinct personalities and behaviours.From seductive space vampires to cosmic witches and strange alien creations, every encounter is designed to be memorable.Retro Style, Reimagined
- Detailed 2D pixel art enhanced with layered lighting effects
- Vibrant alien environments full of color and atmosphere
- 3D pre-rendered cutscenes styled to match the pixel art world
- A nostalgic 90s-inspired aesthetic with modern visual polish
A Story Packed with British Humour
Experience a universe filled with absurd lore and original comedy.Ruled by King Scrotumous Maximus, this society values beauty above all else, while humanity is reduced to a resource.The tone is strange and entirely unique.An Immersive Soundtrack
Enjoy a rich electronic score by Jonny Towers, combining modern production with retro sci-fi influence to bring the world of ZetaZania to life.Why You’ll Love It
- A completely original comedic sci-fi setting
- Classic platforming gameplay with modern refinement
- A wide variety of enemies, locations, and challenges
- A strong focus on fun, creativity, and personality
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
If you are a 90s kid, this is nostalgia heaven, and even if you’re not, this is a feast for the eyes and ears with some solid gameplay and an entertaining story. I don’t play many side-scrolling platformers these days, but this brings back happy memories of old DOS favourites like Hocus Pocus, Captain Comic and Gateworld. In an age of AI, it’s gratifying to see completely original artwork and music, which makes for rich world-building. The puzzle element is interesting and the risque humour adds a titillating dimension to the whole thing. It looks like the developer is keen on listening to player feedback, too, which is promising. All round, very impressive, especially for a debut game!!3 found this helpful
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