Zombie Lane Survival

So, this game... here's the little bit of gameplay I actually got. KILLZONE gave it to me for free, in case anyone asks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-OeIx5sFmc&t=2s -I couldn't even play it for more than five minutes because my game refused to start up the actual gameplay after I hit ESC, figuring it was the pause button. These roughly five computer crashes gave me a super sour attitude towards this game in my review since I couldn't properly experience it. -What are the controls? How to I place barricades, or do anything else? The game has no control menu to see and configure keys on your keyboard. This is probably why the whole ESC issue occured. -I'm not saying the models and animations are indeed assets, but it's a strong chance based off of what I've seen. -The zombies could be a lot more unique, especially when they have their own similar stats, but look almost identical. -The sound design is not really noteworthy. A good chunk might've been ripped off, I dunno. -The English could use a decent amount of work, more notably in your achievements, game information, and in the game itself at times. ZLS matches our dear Daddy Trump, in the sense that both are ♥♥♥♥-shows…

So... Zombie Survival Lane. Yeah... It's a wave-based zombie survival shooter where you play as Donald Trump. You hold down the left mouse button while kiting individual waves of 5 zombies, three waves per level, and the enemies get faster and heartier. You get some experience points to level up your attributes; Strength gives you health (let that sink in), Agility raises your damage, and Luck adds to your maximum damage. You also earn cash to place barriers, or buy new guns and ammo. So, this game is broken as all hell. First, it doesn't even explain how to play. It's only through trial and error that you may discover the in-game menu by holding down right click. But guess what? Yep, the menu is bugged. I was only able to place a wall once, and I still don't have any idea how I did that. Every time I changed ammo types, it would immediately consume all of that ammo and tell me I didn't have any; this even went for when I purchased and switched to an assault rifle, so I couldn't use the weapon at all, only my base pistol. Good luck even changing ammo types or weapons, since the menu spazzes out every time you try to use it. Zombies are also in the habit of sinking into the ground.…

takes an exceptionally long time to load given the size of the game

Garbage