VR Paradise - Steam Edition

Holy gooner slop, Batman! This is a fake game. Kinda like Starfield, but worse. "Experienced" it on a Quest 3. No wonder the dev abandoned it to try their hand at chats for coomers with AI psychosis instead. It barely even works. But you might not notice, because the player's POV is set under the floor by default. Controls are only technically working (because there's nothing to control, really), a hastily slapped together mixture of slop aiming between interactivity and user friendliness, achieving neither. Reminds me of the original Meta Quest and Google Cardboard apps, but somehow worse. There is no way to return to the main menu from the club. There are a dozen dancers and they all look the same apart from their faces and two sliders for two sizes - you can guess easily what they correspond to. Neither has a good range, unless you like obscene cow tiddy and flat butts. There is literally nothing to do apart from watching a couple of looped animations of models that look like 2012 technology. There is no story, no conversations. You are always bolted to a cuck chair that is FAR away from the pole. You can jump between the cuck chairs by... Pulling the LEFT analog stick down…

It was a decent experience, its outdated in every way possible to modern VR tech, but its good enough to have you feel immersed in a strip club vibe. Better then most of the girl games in terms of quality. The girls bodies and cloths are up to par. The table and private dance have her dance up on you like she right there in real life experience. 1h base game experience. Grab it on Sale its worth it $10

make categories for what you expect. Mark them all as 0 out of anything.

Alright Game. Freezes and closes when trying to do the Miss Santa Achievement.

Entertaining and engaging. Crashes at times but restart usually gets u back on the saddle.

This game cured my diabetes