Cyber Cleaner Simulator

It's not great. The UI was stuck on the tool picking wheel while a cutscene was playing...

Cheesy crust where do I even start with the hot trash that this is. It wants so badly to be Crime Scene Simulator and it's just really really not. The controls are clunky, 'objectives' are invisible because they're in the floor. There's honestly too much to even cover. Do. NOT. buy. this. trash.

while there is some enjoyment in this, it still needs a lot of work, some cleaning objectives are in unreachable areas of the map, had to glitch to one, some of the nests in the final area don't register hits from the flamethrower and one tool you only use in the tutorial and NOWHERE else, it's playable in my opinion but not release worthy

If you love cyberpunk as a genre, this game is still not worth buying I wanted to like a cyberpunk cleaning simulator and the concept seemed really whimsical and amusing, but the UI is terrible. There are so many problems that I cannot imagine why someone released this, or how it could make it out of any sort of testing. You have a list of things to clean that disappears before you finish the level The notification that you have a skill point sticks around even after you use it The skills don't really do all that much interesting You're decorating a space ship but not really getting where The anti-AI message isn't subtle or used in any way that really enhances the game or story (which in a cyberpunk setting, it absolutely should) You are constantly getting locked out of being able to look around yourself and that can only be fixed by emotes, see: I don't know how a flaw that massive was missed There should have been literally any kind of voice acting Its just kitbash and I genuinely get the sense that the Devs never played this... Normally I really enjoy getting to see what small devs have to say and how they integrate a message into the story, but again, not here Its so sad and …

Fellow Ship AI: "Hear about the Euro district? Banned real meat. They're all chugging cricket slurry now." Protagonist: "For the record, If eating bugs is the future, I respectfully choose extinction. Over." Love the humor. Did remind me prompt of this: https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/TXT/?qid=1739181398280&uri=CELEX%3A32025R0089 "Novel Food Regulation". Hey, EU. ♥♥♥♥ you. Stick to the EEA or go back to the ECSC and make contracts instead of saturating your bureaucratic pals. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- But now to more positive and some (significantly) negative aspects for the gameplay: The positives: First of all, the humor is excellent. The sarcastic dialogue and satirical references are genuinely entertaining and give the game a personality of its own. The graphics are another strong point. The environments look great, and visually, there is very little to complain about. The controls feel somewhat clunky, but nowhere near as bad as some ot…

If you survived the 90s-00s glitchy games, you'll manage on this one; That said it definitely needs a tune up and a spit shine. If you come into this game expecting it to be anything but that, you're gonna have a bad time. That said, the graphics and detail on the game are great and several times I took a short pause to admire space and other features through windows. This game's humor is gritty, rude, crude, and realistic. There's jokes and banter that will offend those with soft hands and soft minds, but as ex military the humor I saw *SLAPPED*. There's a joke off the bat about a pakistani stealing the cow of some indians, which tells me pakistan somehow survived into the far future and India didn't slide into the ocean like I expect (Look into the geography of India on a geo plate level, you'll never unsee it), which is amusing. The tools are less dopamine hitting than other games, but the cleaning satisfaction after throwing a few dozen corpses and atomically cleaning space windows is real. I want to put emphasis on this though: The tools aren't meant to be a "PEW PEWW everything is clean!" experience I think. They're supposed to feel real, and that means nothing is easy and …