PooSky

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PooSky is an endless runner of very low quality. Spending 5 minutes with this game had my eyes are bleeding, my ears are bleeding and my brain asking for it to stop. The music and the sound effects are painful to listen to, the game runs at a laggy 15 frames per seconds, the hitboxes are not good, the jumps feel too narrow... a terrible experience. Overall, a terrible endless runner that isn't worth playing.

Удивительно, но это не забанено и не убрано из магазина спустя столько лет. Это кусок того, чем оно называется. Как, почему и зачем Стим не банит это безобразия - мне неведомо. Геймплейно это убогий раннер (динозавр в хроме в разы лучше). Визуально - соответствует названию Аудиаольно - соответствует названию Оно полностью соответствует названия, точнее первым его 3 буквам. З.Ы. русскоязычный каламбур, конечно даёт ответ зачем она тут. Ведь читается буквально "пускай" вот и Габен решил, пускай это тут полежит, тёпленькое. =-=-=-=-=-= Surprisingly, this hasn’t been banned or removed from the store after all these years. It’s a piece of exactly what it’s called. How, why, and for what reason Steam doesn’t ban this abomination is beyond me. Gameplay-wise, it’s a pathetic runner (the Chrome dinosaur is vastly better). Visually, it lives up to its name. Audio-wise, it lives up to its name. It fully matches its title, or rather the first three letters of it. P.S. The Russian wordplay, of course, explains why it’s still there. Read literally, it sounds like “puskai” (“let it be”), so Gaben apparently decided: let it lie there, nice and warm.

Left Mouse Click Simulator, starring Captain Pooper, farting and laughing at your failures.

Pretty poop

[h2]Based On A True Story[/h2] This happened to me once. It was a warm summer's day, where I was relaxing and taking in some sun at the beach when suddenly, I felt something coming. I needed to poop, badly. I rushed home as fast as I could, but it was no use. I had left a bunch of turds in my wake. A hot steaming pile of turds. Yup, that really happened. In fact, I am still pooping to this day.