Streatham Hill Stories

I would rather ♥♥♥♥ in my hands and clap than play this game again. 9/10

GTA if it was good

Playin' this game was truly an enlightnin' expierence. As I played this game, life's many questions were answered. Such as; is Barrack Obama's husband truly one the greats, or is he not? As I stole and drove for the first time in the game, I learnt the many values of patience. It does take time to master the delicate art of drivin' in this game, but once it is mastered, you will be greatly rewarded. As I made my way thru South London, I dispatched the souls of the many bystanders wanderin'. As I ventured forth, I felt a great presence in my room. I turned around to see our lord and saviour Jesus standin' behind me, smilin', extendin' a hand to lead me to the great beyond. And as I took his hand, he told me of the great rewards I will be bestown, for the mighty crusade I partook on South London, whence I enter the the great kingdom above.

this gave me tsd

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GLADY AGREE WITH THIS BELOW FIND ME ANYWHERE STEEEL Game is absolutely Terrible. It goes without saying just by watching the trailer videos. I thought it would be humorous to play this on stream. I kid you not, you can't even play the game. The button mapping is the worst button mapping on a game I have ever seen, you use the arrow keys to move, you can't look around, and you have to swap to the mouse to aim your weapon. The driving in this game is absolutely impossible. It took me 30 minutes to get down the street in a simple mission that won't restart unless you restart the game. Even after I somehow managed to get there, it wouldn't register that the vehicle was there, so it was pointless. Not much to do in this game since the multiplayer doesn't work since the developer doesn't have any servers. Absolute joke of a game, but if you like terrible games then I'd recommend this to you. Anyways, for me, I rate the game 10/10 it is amazing would buy for the whole family since I could not stop dying from laughter.