Super Thanksgiving

I didn't think I needed to gamble with my sanity like this, but getting bragging rights of beating Samer's games go harder than bragging about dark souls. It doesn't say that in the game but if you finish the game, the developer finishes in real life.

Doesn't hit quite the same as Giraffe Town, but still a fun little game regardless. Well worth the wait!

I pressed play on Super Thanksgiving Game by Snowcone Solid while standing in a kitchen that no longer belonged to anyone. The turkey was already cold. Not metaphorically-thermodynamically. It had the dull gray confidence of something that knew it would never be thanked for its sacrifice. Someone was yelling from another room, but the words had been replaced by syllables. Pure audio shapes. The kind you hear when you stop caring who’s right and start caring how long until pie. The song didn’t start so much as it arrived, like a cousin you forgot existed who somehow knows your Wi-Fi password. The beat shuffled in place. The vocals hovered nearby, not asking permission, not offering context. It felt less like music and more like the rules to a board game nobody remembers learning. We were all playing Super Thanksgiving Game even before the song told us we were. And that’s when it hit me. The about-face. This wasn’t absurd on purpose. This wasn’t post-irony. This wasn’t even a joke. This was sincere. Painfully sincere. 7/5 would turk again.

another masterpiece from Samer Khatib

A delightfully charming and fun little platformer that has the comforting nostalgia of old playstation games. It is brutally difficult and will beat you to a pulp until it forces you to learn to get good and the challenge is so rewarding in the end. 11/10. Definitely recommend. P.S. Beware the river dance; it is a mating call that might definitely get you pregnant.

super scary game but its a bit short lowk giraffe town 2 when?