ThanksTaking

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"ThanksTaking" is a laughably bad joke game that was dumped on Steam as a paid product. A simple and pointless premise, you're a turkey and you fight all the people trying to kill and cook you for Thanksgiving. I don't think this was inspired by vegans, just the hope that if someone should dump a joke game on Steam with a big price tag on it, it will go "viral" and the developer will make lots of money from his joke. This happens a lot, unfortunately, so Steam is polluted with a lot of terrible quality joke games nobody wanted. Like this. What do you do in the game? It's just top down brawling with deplorably low graphics, bad controls, and zero fun beyond the not even funny joke premise. In terms of visuals, this features fairly low quality low poly 3D graphics which will deter a lot of gamers, understandably. Gaming is a visual medium, and while some developers struggle with creating high quality visuals, failing to do so is a disservice to gamers. It's very difficult to recommend bad looking games. Now on to pricing and value for gamers. There's no initial download price, but the developer was charging $9 USD for this. Price barriers, especially on low quality produ…

Turkey

This game is an absolute blast! I fired it up during one of my Twitch streams, and wow, it was a mix of frustration, laughter, and pure triumph. At first, I was getting roasted (pun intended), but once I figured out the mechanics, it was game on. Those humans never stood a chance! You can either sneak around all stealthy, hiding under furniture, or go full psycho turkey and just wreck everyone. I tried both and had a blast either way. The dogs are no joke, though. They add just the right amount of stress to keep things interesting. If you’re looking for something goofy, challenging, and just plain fun, you’ve gotta check this out. I never thought I’d enjoy playing as a revenge-seeking turkey so much, but here we are. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Once I started kicking human butt, I couldn’t stop. Highly recommend."

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE THANKSTAKING PLEASE SHOVE IT UP MY ARSE

Its impossible but well its Wishbone so you have to like his game or else... Its a good game but its very hard like very very hard