Police hot Tale

I didn't know what I was doing in the arcade at all but somehow got all the achievements. The artwork is nice, the visual novel aspect is linear yet I cannot find myself recommending this game.

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[h1]Police Hot Tail — Played: 0.2h (11 min) | 100% achievements (9/9)[/h1] [quote] TL;DR: A tiny “minigame” with some suggestive poses and partial nudity. I finished it before my coffee got cold. [b]Not recommended[/b] unless it’s basically free on a deep sale. [/quote] [h2]QUICK SNAPSHOT[/h2] [table] [tr][th]Category[/th][th]Info[/th][/tr] [tr][td]Recommend?[/td][td]No (deep sale only)[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Genre[/td][td]Mini-game / short “adult-ish” tease[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Core loop[/td][td]Click → watch → done[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Time to fun[/td][td]Instant (also: instant “that’s it?”)[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Length[/td][td]~11 minutes (yes, really)[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Mature content[/td][td]Yes — partial nudity (breasts), suggestive poses, lingerie/strings[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Steam Deck[/td][td]— (not tested)[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Achievements[/td][td]Yes — 9/9[/td][/tr] [/table] [h2]VISUALS & SOUND[/h2] [table] [tr][th]Category[/th][th]Notes[/th][/tr] [tr][td]Art style[/td][td]Simple “pin-up” style, nothing premium[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Graphics quality[/td][td]Basic (it does the job, not much more)[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Audio[/td][td]Forgettable[/td][/tr] [/table] [h2]GAMEPLAY & TECH[/h2] [table] [t…

Okay. It's very short. The minigame is entirely superfluous. But it's also kind of nice to go back to a year when even the most shovely of shovelware games on Steam had actual human-made artwork. And it's [i]definitely[/i] excellent artwork. There's actually a more likely-to-be-averaged-as [b]Positive[/b] (but still short, just not [i]as[/i] short) game to be made by remixing this one: drop the minigame (or make it just a little more of a challenge), add one or two branches away from the Kinetic Novel core and maybe double the length of each branch. It's a shame that's not where it went the first time around, but that could yet be rectified.

Ohhh no officer I went over the speed limit don't pull me over please...

The music was decent. Other than that, what? There is no there, there. There is no game. There is no visual novel. There is nothing.