FRESHMAN: Project SEX 🔞

There is no freeroam in this game. It's all powerpoint presentation slide after slide after slide, and they never give you a moment to just chill. If you change the setting to allow skipping unseen text, it also skips the sex scenes which is totally messed up and incorrect. Normal viaual novels don't do this stupid stuff. And they use this same audio ding noise, and you would think that the ding noise would signify something but it doesn't. The ding noise exists just to annoy and make you question why you made this purchase. Only serious GOONERS would give this garbage a thumbs up because it is NOT a good visual novel.

I managed 13mim before deleting this game. I got it on discount a while ago, but had my suspicious that it was just garbage - I should pay more attention to my intuition! If this isn't AI slop then they've done a good job of replicating the feel. Its just a slide show of word-mush with no characterisation or involvement. One tell that this was slop is that the publishers seem to churn out similar looking games at a high rate. We may complain about devs taking years to update or complete their games- but at least there is something to show for their efforts. I had a lingering hope that the graphics style would.somehow work, as the publicity stills were not good (AI slop again?) - but there is nothing there. Really, I wouldn't normally write a review based on 13min play - but even the worse game I've previously reviewed kept me playing for a few hours at least. Avoid. Watch some paint dry or find lego with your bear feet - either would be better use of your time.

Such a a horrible game, so damn boring! DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY

This game should be renamed to Project: Yapping The scenes are low tier boring basic runnathemill yawn fest. 2/10 Game.

Archie isn't nearly as entertaining as the writing thinks he is. Completely delete that character and you've got a decent game.

terrible, do not buy